Jail Weekend

[Denny]

But since you use a Mac 1 to intubate it wasnt that bad!! Now I use a Miller 5!!!

Girth is king.

[DaisyDoesDallas]

Girth is king.

Well technically its a combination of Girth and length to be precise!

[davbrucas]

WTF does it matter? What if this had all gone down on the side of the mix-master? Then you'd have gotten a grease injection at Uncle Lew-Lew's house, and this thread wouldn't exist. You should've gotten a cab in OC. That's the lesson. Did you notice that the lesson was painful? The intention was that it would be memorable. Figure out cause and effect, then put that math together, or keep sucking at life.

The only lesson he learned was that cops are pricks and he will contribute to the FTP threads from here on out!

[davbrucas]

Girth is king.

Hoor...

[Silverback]

Well technically its a combination of Girth and length to be precise!

That's because your massive clam looks like something you'd see a giant Eel coming out of in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea!

[Denny]

Well technically its a combination of Girth and length to be precise!

Do tell...

[bcoop]

Matt, Paul, Yale, and Denny - I'd let you drive me WHILE YOU'RE drunk anyday!


Edited for the gutter mind crowd.

[Blakeski]

WTF does it matter? What if this had all gone down on the side of the mix-master? Then you'd have gotten a grease injection at Uncle Lew-Lew's house, and this thread wouldn't exist. You should've gotten a cab in OC. That's the lesson. Did you notice that the lesson was painful? The intention was that it would be memorable. Figure out cause and effect, then put that math together, or keep sucking at life.

Ok I think you're on a different page than me bro! LOL

[DaisyDoesDallas]

That's because your massive clam looks like something you'd see a giant Eel coming out of in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea!

No more like godzilla getting it on with king kong

[YALE]

That's because your massive clam looks like something you'd see a giant Eel coming out of in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea!

Nigga, don't be afraid of the big ol' softy. I bet it's as warm and inviting as a damp catcher's mitt.

[dsrtuckteezy]

Not saying you won't beat the charge, just saying that you can still go to jail. Arrest and conviction are two very different things.

i know how it goes. i would beat it because the officer couldnt prove anything. The two actually go hand in hand.

all of my questions are rhetorical.

[DaisyDoesDallas]

Matt, Paul, Yale, and Denny - I'd let you drive me drunk anyday!

And by drive he means PITB!!!

[bcoop]

Do tell...

I think all she means is that it has to be bigger than her clit. I mean, really. Just imagine how big that thing has to be, given her size? It's gotta be similar to a small cock!

[davbrucas]

Matt, Paul, Yale, and Denny - I'd let you drive me drunk anyday!

That didnt come across as you intended....or did it? Fag.

[bcoop]

And by drive he means PITB!!!

Shouldn't you be off blowing truckers for cheese fries?