If you won the lottery, what would be your ONE crazy splurge?

[DON SVO]

I'd buy nicole shcerzinger.......

I couldn't buy sex slaves. That would get boring. Due to title and sale price I would have to consider them almost wife-like. I would do the T-pain/Waka Flocka method of pulling out a brick of $100s and asking, 'wanna party?' and never spend a dollar on 'em.

[Damnittsteve]

She did that for $10 bucks on the night you were concieved...

you paid good money? you got screwed! get it SCREWED! HAHARHARHAHA

[mstng86]

All this steve on Steve hate crime just makes me more hungry. Id buy the Hooters corp.

[DON SVO]

you paid good money? you got screwed! get it SCREWED! HAHARHARHAHA

I would front the cash to rent a legit ring/octagon, Herb Dean, 2 cut men and let Steve/Steve fight a legit MMA 5-round fight

[ram57ta]

I'd go see most parts of Europe, possibly visit Australia, then donate the remainder to a charity for Trayvon Martin.

[Steve]

I would front the cash to rent a legit ring/octagon, Herb Dean, 2 cut men and let Steve/Steve fight a legit MMA 5-round fight

He'd fall down the stairs drunk tryin to walk into it...

[347Mike]

I would front the cash to rent a legit ring/octagon, Herb Dean, 2 cut men and let Steve/Steve fight a legit MMA 5-round fight

Fuck that, make it gladiator style like the movie. Put them in the Coliseum with tigers, and people with arrows on buggies and shit.

[MattB]

See, with 20MM liquid, that isn't much more than an "I'm bored so I'll blow 300K splurge"

20MM would put anyone with common sense in a position where they could live completely risk-free on ~250K/yr tax free after an initial 1MM fuck-this-money-I'm-a-brazillionaire initial spending spree. Be creative!

Fund a NASCAR car for a year with no care if you win a single race. That's a splurge

A) Everyone on dfw already makes $250k/yr
B) you would burn most of that $20M funding a NASCAR cup car for a year trying to win a race. BUT, that is exactly what James Finch is trying to do with his #51 with Kurt Busch driving.

[bcoop]

The first thing I'd do is throw my phone out the window on the highway. Or in to a lake. Id hold off and throw it in the ocean at the beginnig of part two, but that would take too long A year long vacation with several destinations. 6 months all over Europe, and several beach destinations. Bora Bora, Turks and Caicos, Hawaii, Costa Rica, Rio, etc. All by my mother fucking self, too!

[Randy]

I couldn't buy sex slaves. That would get boring. Due to title and sale price I would have to consider them almost wife-like. I would do the T-pain/Waka Flocka method of pulling out a brick of $100s and asking, 'wanna party?' and never spend a dollar on 'em.

Oh no, i didn't say id keep her forever. Just until the beef curtains look more like chewed up bubblegum.

Honestly though, I'd buy a huge chunk of land and have a house in there somewhere... so far in that you couldn't even see it so when people would drive by they'd see the front gate and a trail to nowhere.



Edit** I like Brent's idea too... but I'd take nicole, then lose her somewhere along the way.

[Couver]

A winter condo in Vancouver and a Godfather type compound up closer to the Red River.... Hockey all winter and front row seats to storm season down here.

[Baron Von Crowder]

I'd by a big stacker trailer, a toterhome and send one if my teammates to tour the country, stopping at every lemons race for a solid year. I'd fly in with my teammates.

[sspstang]

I would buy a race track.

[Damnittsteve]

I would front the cash to rent a legit ring/octagon, Herb Dean, 2 cut men and let Steve/Steve fight a legit MMA 5-round fight

make it 3, i wouldnt last to five without a redbull liquid cocaine chaser. better have make it mandatory we both have a couple before the fight too.

[KBScobravert]

I would get the nicest suite on my favorite cruise ship going on a world tour. Delete my facebook, email accounts, myself from the internet, then set fire to my cell phones and laptops, burn all my belongings and records in the house and disappear on the ship. When the year is up, repeat on another ship until I am out of dough or I find a place I would like to live, then buy it.


Nothing says FUCK YOU like burning your house to the ground while you watch from the sunroof of the limo owning nothing but a trash bag of clothes in the seat next to you.