If you knew...

[talisman]

Woah!!! Good post until you went all Horrible Bosses at the end...

I'm not saying it's right.... But I understand.

[juiceweezl]

I'm not saying it's right.... But I understand.

LOL I think we all get the idea. I just found it amusing that it followed a true, touching first part.

[Ruffdaddy]

spend every minute with my son, make videos of myself for him to watch after I'm gone, most importantly give him advice at different stages in life. Then I would shoot several ex-employers on the last day.

Lol...you mean videos like the dad in Reno 911 did after he was sentenced?

[MattB]

My life wouldn't change much!

[Stephen]

wait a week and die...

become a hardcorefucking criminal and make as much $$$ for my wife and son as possible

[stevo]

Spend most of it with friends/family, the go out with a really, really huge bang.

Stevo

[KBScobravert]

I would go to to Bora Bora, rent one of these, and just hang out by myself. May reread some of my favorite books, or just get hammered drunk every day-

"I will settle my debt at the end of the week. Keep the booze coming and just put it on my tab"

[sc281]

I would go to to Bora Bora, rent one of these, and just hang out by myself. May reread some of my favorite books, or just get hammered drunk every day-

Por que no las dos?

[Couver]

Take off my tinfoil hat and start rocking out on DEC 14thish with the rest of the masses.

[KBScobravert]

Por que no las dos?
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How about for the minority here and give it to us in english?

edit. oh same as the .gif?

[sc281]

How about for the minority here and give it to us in english?

edit. oh same as the .gif?

Yea. But she says it in spanish in the commercial, so that's what I said.

[Sleeper]

I would go to to Bora Bora, rent one of these, and just hang out by myself. May reread some of my favorite books, or just get hammered drunk every day-

This. I'm a poor whiteboy, but I will sell my soul for a week there.

[sc281]

This. I'm a poor whiteboy, but I will sell my soul for a week there.

Soul, eh? I know a guy.

[Treasure Chest]

You go to the zoo and you get a lion. Stick a remote control bomb up it's butt... push the button on the bomb and you and the lion die like one.

[CJ]

I would go to to Bora Bora, rent one of these, and just hang out by myself. May reread some of my favorite books, or just get hammered drunk every day-

Those things are fucking stupid money. Sit on a porch and read? Or sit on the beach with a new MP5?