Are you the Quagmire in your neighborhood?

[racrguy]

Cause it's that easy to find a 10 that's down for a revenge foursome...

Maybe for you its difficult.

[Ruffdaddy]

Get an ultra fine woman who likes group sex and invite the couple over for a 4some; after the dude gets to tap a 10 while his 6 of a wife watches he should calm down. Failing that beat the living shit out of the guy after he steeps into your yard. Both tactics have worked for me in the past.

Cause it's that easy to find a 10 that's down for a revenge foursome...

[svauto-erotic855]

Get an ultra fine woman who likes group sex and invite the couple over for a 4some; after the dude gets to tap a 10 while his 6 of a wife watches he should calm down. Failing that beat the living shit out of the guy after he steeps into your yard. Both tactics have worked for me in the past.

[Big A]

I wouldn't gaurantee a high five for the dude unless we just happened to get along in that manner. I would befriend him so that he would speak on my behalf in divorce court. I feel like I would wind up racking up a huge lawyer bill defending why I shouldn't pay any of the court costs, including my lawyer fees. I also would have him fight for everything we acquired during our marriage, as our marriage was obviously under false pretenses.
As you know, Texas is a community state. The chances of me winning my argument aren't very high. Which is why Jodi, Tyrone, or Sancho would need to be there and help me tell a story of a lying, manipulative whore who tricked me into marriage.
I would try to get everything I could. All while staying out jail, even simple assault.

Not to mention, in this day and age of piece of shit attornies who would jump on a civil court case to sue me on behalf of the dude that fucked my hypothetical whore.
All that would need to happen is me confront him, yelling obscenities in public for circumstantial evidence. She could go the extra mile and slap him, escort him to the station, and file a report. Those simple little pieces would easily add up to a win in civil court.
Naturally, when it gets proven that he lied about the assault, he'll go to jail, and she'll spend his money while dropping off $20 a week for commissary.

Damn, I really do have a PHD in crazy bitch.

I hear you loud and clear, which is why I shouldn't get married. If my wife sucks another man's dick, I have issue with that, regardless of the law.

[Snatch Napkin]

I'm not so irrational that I would kill a man, but that is my knee-jerk reaction. Definitely not gonna high five him.

I wouldn't gaurantee a high five for the dude unless we just happened to get along in that manner. I would befriend him so that he would speak on my behalf in divorce court. I feel like I would wind up racking up a huge lawyer bill defending why I shouldn't pay any of the court costs, including my lawyer fees. I also would have him fight for everything we acquired during our marriage, as our marriage was obviously under false pretenses.
As you know, Texas is a community state. The chances of me winning my argument aren't very high. Which is why Jodi, Tyrone, or Sancho would need to be there and help me tell a story of a lying, manipulative whore who tricked me into marriage.
I would try to get everything I could. All while staying out jail, even simple assault.

Not to mention, in this day and age of piece of shit attornies who would jump on a civil court case to sue me on behalf of the dude that fucked my hypothetical whore.
All that would need to happen is me confront him, yelling obscenities in public for circumstantial evidence. She could go the extra mile and slap him, escort him to the station, and file a report. Those simple little pieces would easily add up to a win in civil court.
Naturally, when it gets proven that he lied about the assault, he'll go to jail, and she'll spend his money while dropping off $20 a week for commissary.

Damn, I really do have a PHD in crazy bitch.

[GE]

[Big A]

What are you? Some kind of boy scout?

I'm the last one, unfortunately.

[helosailor]

Shit, we're bein' beat up by the inventor of Scrabble.

What are you? Some kind of boy scout?

[Nash B.]

I was thinking lexicographer.

But yeah dude, stop trying so hard.

Shit, we're bein' beat up by the inventor of Scrabble.

[blk95]

I'm not home yet damn it...I'll put one up here in a bit. Then you'll all be like "oh now I understand".

you have lied to us. it is now 10:55pm and no pics. two week ban minimum

[slow99]

You are a walking thesaurus. Quit trying so hard.

I was thinking lexicographer.

But yeah dude, stop trying so hard.

[Big A]

Possession? I like how you put words into people's mouth.

Abnormal words?, lol....

You are a walking thesaurus. Quit trying so hard.

[LS1Goat]

A credit card can't walk over to your house and suck your dick on it's own will...no wonder you can't see everyones logic. You act as if a woman is a fucking possession.

And stop trying to use abnormal or "big" words. It makes you look web dumber.

Possession? I like how you put words into people's mouth.

Abnormal words?, lol....

[Big A]

You would seriously go to jail over that shit or is this sarcasm? I personally think that's a terrible choice. You gotta move forward. Not only did you get cheated on, you put yourself in jail, and fucked up several things in your future.

Don't get me wrong I'd be mad, but violence rarely gets you any further...unless you're filthy rich and able to cover it up.

I'm not so irrational that I would kill a man, but that is my knee-jerk reaction. Definitely not gonna high five him.

[Big A]

Fuck that noise. Ill make sure to befriend him, get her to pay all court costs, and get the fuck out of a bad marriage with my sanity.

If some dude raped my wife, then my sanity would leave quickly. What would happen would need to seem like I have never planned such a thing.

High-fiving a guy that put his dick in my wife isn't gonna hapen. I may not kill him, but I sure as hell would want to.

Rape is something different altogether. If it happens to anyone that I care about, I'll see you guys from prison.