Police chief dispatches 10 officers to find sons phone

Then why don't you ignore them?

It's because you have to show your nut swinging buddies how bad ass you are.

We all know he is bad ass already.

lmgdao!


And so what if I do? Does it bother you that the opposite end of my minorly tapped verbal prowess is you jumping up and down poorly trying to deflect it?

Let me whisper a secret in your ear that everyone else already knows. Stop acting like a raging douchebag and you will no longer be treated like one. Stunning concept, I know.

[Rick Modena]

Do you have any extra tissue?

Yes, but I'm also going to request that all the nut swingers unite with Matt for a group hug.

[bcoop]

I think I'm going to cry...

Do you have any extra tissue?

[Rick Modena]

I think I'm going to cry...

[bcoop]

Ah, yes. Several people don't like a person, because he's proven repeatedly to be a douche, so they are all nutswingers. Awesome.

[ELVIS]

Then why don't you ignore them?

It's because you have to show your nut swinging buddies how bad ass you are.

somebody call my name?????????????????

god bless.

[Rick Modena]

It's because you have to show your nut swinging buddies how bad ass you are.

<----Nut swinging buddy?

[Broncojohnny]

Then why don't you ignore them?

It's because you have to show your nut swinging buddies how bad ass you are.

We all know he is bad ass already.

[03trubluGT]

Don't worry, we never see your posts coming from about a billion miles away either. After all, they are so diverse.


a. we don't know the whole story
b. you guys are twisting my words
c. if you aren't doing anything wrong, why are you worried
d. you're just saying that because you hate cops
e. random threat that goes unfulfilled

Then why don't you ignore them?

It's because you have to show your nut swinging buddies how bad ass you are.

[MattB]

I bet that vagine looks like the sand trap creature from the beginning of The Return of the Jedi. In fact, that probably explains the disappearance of a few regular members over the years, like erfan. They are probably still trying to free climb outta that pit.

As nice as my junk looks at full attention, even with my hand firmly around it, it still would have plenty of breathing room in that axe wound I'd reckon. I have not been privileged enough to take a gander in person fortunately/unfortunately.

I don't really know her well at all, she probably gave me an insurance quote or two, but I'm pretty-goddamn sure I could use her pussy as a sleeping bag if I ever needed to take a nap/passout at a dfwmustangs party if you know what I'm sayin.

I bet that vagine looks like the sand trap creature from the beginning of The Return of the Jedi. In fact, that probably explains the disappearance of a few regular members over the years, like erfan. They are probably still trying to free climb outta that pit.

[Rick Modena]

I got it cheap for cash from a Ft. Worth cop!

Hmmm sounds oddly familar, did he have red hair, freckles and try to get you to go for a drive along in his squad car and offer you free lunch?

[Broncojohnny]

Thanks for the plasma cutter btw

I got it cheap for cash from a Ft. Worth cop!

[MattB]

Thanks for the plasma cutter btw

[MattB]

Damn I can't believe that you wandered in here at just the right time. I have had an epiphany. Perhaps when someone heard me say "That Matt guy is awesome!" they thought I was talking about 03bluballsgt rather than the world's best criminal mastermind MattB.

Don't be bringing-up old shit like that insurance scam from '99, although past the statute of limitations!