Would you be dead by now?

[slow99]

Goner - appendicitis at age 8.

[bcoop]

My biggest health issue is skin cancer (basal cell carcinoma). 5-6 years ago I had a new surgery (at the time) called MOHS Micrographic Surgery, and by the time it was said and done the hole in my cheek was a little larger than a golf ball. Had it followed up with plastic surgery to repair the damage. I have 3-4 spots cut out every 6 months now, but the first was by far the largest. AFAIK, it's not deadly like melanoma, but it can get in to your bones if you don't treat it. I just don't know what happens next if that were the case. Oh, and my shoulder would hurt like a mother fucker, but that wouldn't kill me obviously.

[Silverback]

No major illness, no surgery, not even any stitches or broken bones.

[Sean88gt]

Holy ssssthiit! That must have sucked.

Yeah, it was bad. I rolled, bit through and it was held on by one side.
I can still remember the pain of a cold needle going through the back of my tongue so the Dr. could hold it together (like a kabob) so he could stitch.

Oh those f'in 3 wheelers. I was in a wheel chair for a month because of one of those things.

Honda ATC 110, the big tired one. Let's take something unstable, put an 8" wheel and a fucking 48" tire with innertube strength side walls and stick a motor in it!

Ouch! I had to get my lip stitched back up from a good punch. It busted it all the way through both sides & went up to my nose. I looked like I had a Clift lip LOL

I apparently had my tongue out like Jordan as my head hit the dirt and the bike fell on me. Somewhere I have pictures of my face, mouth, shirt, pants, neck, arms, etc soaked in blood, plus scrapes everywhere. So I laugh at the guys that ride without gear now - not that it would have stopped what happened, but it damn sure wouldn't have hurt.

[MattB]

No major illness, no surgery, not even any stitches or broken bones.

Pussy!

[bjtheman1]

I'd probably be a goner. I was born with asthma and had to stay in the hospital for a bit after birth b/c of it.

[Silverback]

Pussy!

I can't have something major happen to this sexy beast!

[krazy kris]

appendix age 10
run over by train age 22
legion on my brain age 23

[Sean88gt]

I can't have something major happen to this sexy beast!

The boy in the bubble?

[347Mike]

Yes.

I was born with a hemangioma and went into surgery shortly after being born.

At the time I was practically cut in half for the surgery, but now its only 6-7" scar.

[Silverback]

The boy in the bubble?

All of my bad decisions are related to women!

[Shorty]

I had scarlet fever when I was 9 or 10. That might have killed me.

[Sean88gt]

All of my bad decisions are related to women!

Like you said though - banging a chick in her early 20's is great, just don't move in with her (or try to carry on a conversation).

[BradM]

appendix age 10
run over by train age 22
legion on my brain age 23

Train story, please?

[MattB]

Like you said though - banging a chick in her early 20's is great, just don't move in with her (or try to carry on a conversation).

Just make an account on plentyoffish.com and you'll get all the 20's broads you want, but definitely don't try and wife em lol