Trade my porn for a piano!

[roliath]

Because they're fucking crazy. That's the answer to everything concerning a woman.

truth

[Damnittsteve]

ive got a casio id be willing to part with...

[Treasure Chest]

Oh, so he is just your little barbie doll.

I never understood why women like to pop our pimples and shit like that.

He's not blonde and he's anatomically correct. It's instinctive....the same reason we lick our thumbs and wipe off our kids faces. It's a bonding thing.