50 Shades of Grey

[Ruffdaddy]

Dude. I have SOOOOOOO benefited from those books!!!!! GREATLY!!!!!!!!!! She's reading them again for the 3rd time. I may need to get a prescription for some little blue pills to keep up.

LONG LIVE WHAT EVER HIS NAME IS GREY!!!

Mine said the same. I'm thinking there's something that she wants me to try buried in the books somewhere. Something I have to figure out instead of her coming right out and talking about.

Lol... exactly. I keep asking her what she wants me to read and she simply replies "the whole thing".

Y'all are forgetting they're women. She just wants you to share in the fantasy she knows she will never live in person...and then talk about it. You just wait until that book porn dries up and it's back to life as usual...haha.

But in all honesty, I have heard it is great for couples that have either dried up with regards to sex, or those that are resistant to experimentation. I am very curious to see how it pans out in the long run. I can't wait for a movie!

I've read the first one, at the suggestion of a lady friend, and well it definitely opened things up in the bedroom. If anything it's a great way for a woman to open up sexually with her partner about trying things during sex that she normally would be too afraid to talk about.

I'm super ADD so reading is already a chore, but it was a quick read.

All in all they are pretty much a sad romance novel that chicks fall for the old, "average chick who everyone says is pretty, but quirky and socially awkward, meets super rich, super hot dude who is fucked up and into all sorts of bondage who says he doesn't fall in love only fucks people and punishes them... until he meets her"

But the sex parts are pretty well written if you can get past the chick BS. I doubt I'll read the other two.

This is pretty much what I've heard, it's a cheesy romance novel with a little bit of a darker bedroom twist. Again, my fiance thought it was pretty dumb and struggled to finish it.

My suggestions to you all...just get them to watch porn. The story lines are about as good, and it's a better visual. But then they feel "dirty". Stoopid womenz

[Steve]

Seb if you want her to put something in your butt just ask her!!

You sunnuvabitch...coffee out the nose burns like hell. lmao.

[Silverback]

My suggestions to you all...just get them to watch porn. The story lines are about as good, and it's a better visual. But then they feel "dirty". Stoopid womenz

A lot of women have issues with watching porn, and prefer to read trashy smut so they can visualize themselves and their partners, not someone else.

I don't get it either

[Silverback]

Seb if you want her to put something in your butt just ask her!!

Funny thing, when I was at New Fine Arts the other day, I was walking by a guy, who was probably 5'6, 140 pounds tops, who was standing in the butt plug aisle. He had the biggest butt plug in his hand I have ever seen, not that I've seen a lot of them. It was probably 8 inches long, and 5-6 inches in diameter. He was intensely reading the packaging.

I said kind of loudly, "that'll make you crap without thinking about it" and he turned and gave me a smug look.

[talisman]

But how does it compare to the Sleeping Beauty novels by Anne Rice?

[talisman]

Funny thing, when I was at New Fine Arts the other day, I was walking by a guy, who was probably 5'6, 140 pounds tops, who was standing in the butt plug aisle. He had the biggest butt plug in his hand I have ever seen, not that I've seen a lot of them. It was probably 8 inches long, and 5-6 inches in diameter. He was intensely reading the packaging.

I said kind of loudly, "that'll make you crap without thinking about it" and he turned and gave me a smug look.

You already told me you were there with Elvis; no need to change the story just to keep his name out of it.

[SEB]

Just a Butt plug or his thumb. WTF

Dont get confused LOL

[Silverback]

You already told me you were there with Elvis; no need to change the story just to keep his name out of it.

First rule of fuck club!

[talisman]

I can't wait for a movie!

Don't be too anxious. The last time a book like this was made into a movie we got "Exit to Eden" starring... Rosie ODonnel. My eyes still haven't recovered from that.

[Steve]

Don't be too anxious. The last time a book like this was made into a movie we got "Exit to Eden" starring... Rosie ODonnel. My eyes still haven't recovered from that.

Redhead Steph flashbacks? lmao.

[dee]

Don't be too anxious. The last time a book like this was made into a movie we got "Exit to Eden" starring... Rosie ODonnel. My eyes still haven't recovered from that.

That's the shit nightmares are made of.

[talisman]

Redhead Steph flashbacks? lmao.

Don't confuse me with Hollywood.

[Ruffdaddy]

Don't be too anxious. The last time a book like this was made into a movie we got "Exit to Eden" starring... Rosie ODonnel. My eyes still haven't recovered from that.

I've heard rumors of Ryan gosling and any sexy young female star wanting to play the part.

I'm hoping for the weirdness of his character in drive coupled with an amped up clockwork orange rape scene feel.

[talisman]

I'd pay to see that. Amy Smart would be perfect.

[SEB]

I've heard rumors of Ryan gosling and any sexy young female star wanting to play the part.

I'm hoping for the weirdness of his character in drive coupled with an amped up clockwork orange rape scene feel.

These woman have their guys they imagine in their head of what the guy looks like on Pintrest