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The fountain of youth. I swear it exists in alcohol. Through personal experience, I have noticed that older people who drink and or party, live more active and more enjoyable lives. Lady at work, gray hair looks miserable and tired all the time, had whom I thought was her sister come in to her office to pick something up, only to layer find out it sad her mom! I almost shit my.scrubs. OK, so I've been drinking but last year I partied with a 70yr old at my wife's Christmas party and I.swear she was in.her late 50s and she was pounding crown and cokes. And just now, I was at a friends party and his wife's grandma was dancing with a drink in her hand. She looked great! And I later find out that she is 81!!! My mom, who is 52 was fun and full of life and looked great, stopped drinking and now looks like she has aged rapidly. Idk. Yeah I've been drinking but I think I'm gonna keep this shit in my life. I don't want to grow lame(r)
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No seas mamon.Originally posted by talismanOriginally posted by AdamLXOriginally posted by BroncojohnnyOriginally posted by 80coupeOriginally posted by Rick ModenaOriginally posted by JesterComment
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No wonder I look so goodCheck your self bro , you're not that cool.Comment
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^^^^ hahahahahahaha pinche Pablo.Originally posted by talismanOriginally posted by AdamLXOriginally posted by BroncojohnnyOriginally posted by 80coupeOriginally posted by Rick ModenaOriginally posted by JesterComment
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When you live your life without any worries, you tend to have less wrinkles and grey hair.Comment
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It's a much better fountain, when it makes 25 year olds think I'm hot. Never thought I'd see the day when fucking 25 year olds would be exciting. :/Comment
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Originally posted by Big A View Post
When has fucking a 25 year old NOT been exciting?Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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When I was 18-30ish, fucking 18-20 somethings, they were "too old." Then I got fat, and didn't care. 25 is a prize now. I traded huge arms for a decently fat wallet, and now chicks dig me.Originally posted by svo855 View PostComment
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Alcohol and formaldehyde aren't very different in chemical composition."If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry FordComment
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I don't know about all that bullshit. Maybe a few drinks a month, but my uncle drank Coors til the day he died and he was missing several limbs from severe diabetes...Originally posted by SilverbackComment
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