FunFordCobra and Chad Allen

Holy Jesus. lmgdao

John Chad Allen (born February 6, 1975) is an illiterate retired outfielder in Major League Baseball. He attended and played for Texas A&M University from 1994 to 1996. He bats and throws right-handed.

From 1999 through 2005, Allen played for the Minnesota Twins (1999-2001), Cleveland Indians (2002), Florida Marlins (2003) and Texas Rangers (2004-2005).

In a seven-season career, Allen has posted a .269 batting average with 14 home runs and 84 RBI in 267 games played.

Before the 2006 season, the Kansas City Royals signed Allen to a minor league contract with a spring training invite. At the start of the season, he was assigned to the Omaha Royals of the Pacific Coast League (PCL), the Royals' Triple-A affiliate. In 2007, Allen played for the Orix Buffaloes of Nippon Professional Baseball.

On December 13, 2007, he was named in the Mitchell Report naming players who had used steroids and had bleeding hemorrhoids.[1]
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[Mike]

Lol...bare back doggy?

Aren't you the guy that hinted around about being gay several months ago?
If so, that statement makes me uncomfortable.

[Roscoe]

Wonder what his actual pay was when in the Majors.....

[Ruffdaddy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_Allen_(baseball)

Lol...bare back doggy?

[VaderTT]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_Allen_(baseball)

[46Tbird]

This damned video just keeps on giving.

My parents named me John Chad Allen. They didn't want to call me Chad John Allen so they named me John Chad Allen.

Dude, I'm glad someone else found that as funny as I did. I was in tears on that line. Solid gold...

[bcoop]

it was his first real piece of pussy, of course he fell in love

I kind of figured, was just waiting on him to confirm.

[Snatch Napkin]

it was his first real piece of pussy, of course he fell in love

That sucks.

I'd say find a good whore to forget about this one, but that's just repeating a process that he's apparently uninformed on.

The only thing to do is post up the newdz and regain any manhood he once built up.

[Vertnut]

she's pretty sporty in the sack

Do tell...

[Mike]

it was his first real piece of pussy, of course he fell in love

she's pretty sporty in the sack

[Geor!]

I want titties! I want titties! I want titties!

[Silverback]

it was his first real piece of pussy, of course he fell in love

[Vertnut]

Splits time with another dude? She's "confused" until Chad proposes. Fuck all that.

[Ruffdaddy]

What kind of asshole gives their kid three first names?

I have 3 first names

At least it's not like tatum Channing with 2 last names

This damned video just keeps on giving.

My parents named me John Chad Allen. They didn't want to call me Chad John Allen so they named me John Chad Allen.

What kind of asshole gives their kid three first names?