FunFordCobra and Chad Allen

[Sean88gt]

Common.. I'm a dfwstangs member. I would NEVER do anything like that.

Bullshit.

BTW, can Chad get me some of "The Clear" that Bonds was on? I need a push start on my workouts.

[DON SVO]

If you really want her back, quit taking her calls. The first time you don't answer your phone or text, she'll come running. She likes keeping you on a string. Once that option is gone, she'll REALLY be miserable. Just be sure you want her back.

Or it's done all the way around. It's a win-win.

[Roscoe]

He's not playing ball anymore, and a broke-dick like the rest of us.

who gets it??

[Mike]

How is Chad Allen going to support the habit this junky has?

Like you he's proficient in the art of Louisville Slugger.
Maybe he'll find a job busting knee caps

[Vertnut]

How is Chad Allen going to support the habit this junky has?

He's not playing ball anymore, and a broke-dick like the rest of us.

[Broncojohnny]

No, she said yes. Then got cold feet after i told her i thought I was only getting hired on for 55k a year. I'm also a legal contractor and I charge about 70 bucks an hour. It brought me in about 44k last year and I worked 2-3 hours a day. I planned to do that on my 48 off shift.

How is Chad Allen going to support the habit this junky has?

[slow99]

How long until John Chad Allen signs up here?

[Vertnut]

I know man. That's true. That's what EVERYZoNE tells me. She calls me crying and unhappy and really knows what to fucking say to get me to look past things. Even then I'm like break up with this fucking middle school ass poppycocka and she will not. She says she could go other way. I know how this sounds...........I do feel like a puss.. It's just do fuckimg hard to meet chick because I have like no single friends that go out ect. I hate meeting bar chicks ect..

If you really want her back, quit taking her calls. The first time you don't answer your phone or text, she'll come running. She likes keeping you on a string. Once that option is gone, she'll REALLY be miserable. Just be sure you want her back.

[Mike]

I will not incriminate me self but your answer rhymes with yes.

Ahh Ye olde poop chute.

[Roscoe]

Is this the same chick that helped you lose the weight, do training, did the video with, etc?

[FunFordCobra]

Did you at least get to pop this broad in the shitter before she went MLB?

Common.. I'm a dfwstangs member. I would NEVER do anything like that.

[Mike]

It's getting way too emotional in here!

I've had to thank someone before... even bought them a 12 pack or Bud Light. Still one of my favorite early-20s memories.

Posturing for free beer?

nice

[DON SVO]

Truth.

I've had to thank someone before... even bought them a 12 pack or Bud Light. Still one of my favorite early-20s memories.

[Snatch Napkin]

I've found a few of those but I'm just not attracted to a girl unless she's bat shit crazy.

You're in luck!!! Those fuck holes always accompany crazy!!!


Now, go out and practice until you find your kind of crazy. Keep a steady running log of things you don't like and weed through the worthless ones. Like this one.

[BradM]

No lol.. I did have a 93 with a 383. I just thought you had the ultimate memory.

Hahaha! No, I thought for a second that you might really be the same guy. I had 93 Z28 too, no 383 though.