Mail Order Brides

[KBScobravert]

http://thechive.com/2012/07/24/a-new-batch-of-russian-mail-order-brides-have-visas-will-travel-32-photos/

wife: "what are you looking at?"
me: "your replacement"

[joes01bullitt]

Come on guys...

KEEP CALM and CHIVE ON!!!!

[Stephen]

meh... cant stand the accent of a russian, it reminds me too much of that big nosed russian actor with an accent

[ceyko]

Prenup, but I'd say so. You're paying for it no matter what way you slice it.

I don't know a single person who has any complaints when smart about it. Not like I know hundreds, just a few...most did not work out, one did. Still, no one complained cause they had fun while it lasted.

[Wicked98Snake]

Man I gotta see if my fiance will let me get one of these.

[unkoricky]

I know someone that has one, she just stays at home and has been with him since they have a child. Thing is she knows he goes out and fucks other girls while she sits at home and doesn't care. She knows her role because he has money... cough cough Joes Pizza money.

[46Tbird]

I know these two little, funny looking, twin Cambodian brothers. I swear to God their names are Somchay... and Bill. haha

They went back home for six weeks and came back with SMOKIN hot petite Cambodian women. I don't know if they bought them or what, but it kinda made me want to go to southeast Asia.

[Frank]

I know these two little, funny looking, twin Cambodian brothers. I swear to God their names are Somchay... and Bill. haha

They went back home for six weeks and came back with SMOKIN hot petite Cambodian women. I don't know if they bought them or what, but it kinda made me want to go to southeast Asia.

Something about those Cambodians. They must be hung or something. I used to work with this guy at Pep Boys in Garland and he couldn't have been 5 foot tall. He was working on a 4 cyl fox body one day standing between the radiator and the engine. Anyway, one day his girlfriend comes to see him and she is a smoking hot white blonde chic. All of our jaws dropped. She was quite a bit taller, nice rack, etc. She came up there a few times. He later disappeared when her husband came looking for him.

[unkoricky]

I know these two little, funny looking, twin Cambodian brothers. I swear to God their names are Somchay... and Bill. haha

They went back home for six weeks and came back with SMOKIN hot petite Cambodian women. I don't know if they bought them or what, but it kinda made me want to go to southeast Asia.

they didn't buy them. You marry them for a few yrs , you can get paid up to 30k for getting a girl down here to become a us citizen.

I have had a lot of relatives do that.

[RCITNet]

I know someone that has one, she just stays at home and has been with him since they have a child. Thing is she knows he goes out and fucks other girls while she sits at home and doesn't care. She knows her role because he has money... cough cough Joes Pizza money.

Damn Albanians

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[46Tbird]

they didn't buy them. You marry them for a few yrs , you can get paid up to 30k for getting a girl down here to become a us citizen.

I have had a lot of relatives do that.

Well, this was about ten years ago and they each have three kids with them, so it was apparently a long term deal.

[unkoricky]

Well, this was about ten years ago and they each have three kids with them, so it was apparently a long term deal.

some actually find love after spending all that time together lol.

[chuckacosta]

they didn't buy them. You marry them for a few yrs , you can get paid up to 30k for getting a girl down here to become a us citizen.

I have had a lot of relatives do that.

I used to work with a Filipino guy. He would ALWAYS ask me if I would go back to the Phillipines with him so that I could pick out a relative of his, bring her back, marry her and make her a citizen. He never told me how much his family would pay me but he made it seem like it was a very handsome amount. Lol! I never took him seriously although he isisted he was.

[DON SVO]

I used to work with a Filipino guy. He would ALWAYS ask me if I would go back to the Phillipines with him so that I could pick out a relative of his, bring her back, marry her and make her a citizen. He never told me how much his family would pay me but he made it seem like it was a very handsome amount. Lol! I never took him seriously although he isisted he was.

Good friend of mine was legitimately an armed robbery away from doing that same thing. His family is 1st generation Vietnamese, and it was set up for him that was going to marry a wealthy family's girl from Vietnam to get her citizenship. He was going to recieve an obscene-by-our-standards amount of land in Vietnam and $20,000. His father had to foot the transportation and wedding costs and he was going to get an even MORE obscene amount of land (a lot of his family lives in Vietnam) and a couple appointed positions within companies there (free money for doing nothing).

His father was robbed at gunpoint by a couple Mondays in Chicago and there was a shitstorm since it was something like $50,000 cash. The sad part is that the thieves would have never gotten the money: but he had a brand new leather coat on that was a custom set-up with the money hidden in a lower seam-like pocket just for this reason. Sure as shit if those thugs didn't take his wallet, watch, coat and diamond-studded cufflinks. His dad laughs about it now, because there's a good chance that the Mondays haven't found the money: it was a heavy leather coat and the cash was basically spread through the bottom liner.

[chuckacosta]

Good friend of mine was legitimately an armed robbery away from doing that same thing. His family is 1st generation Vietnamese, and it was set up for him that was going to marry a wealthy family's girl from Vietnam to get her citizenship. He was going to recieve an obscene-by-our-standards amount of land in Vietnam and $20,000. His father had to foot the transportation and wedding costs and he was going to get an even MORE obscene amount of land (a lot of his family lives in Vietnam) and a couple appointed positions within companies there (free money for doing nothing).

His father was robbed at gunpoint by a couple Mondays in Chicago and there was a shitstorm since it was something like $50,000 cash. The sad part is that the thieves would have never gotten the money: but he had a brand new leather coat on that was a custom set-up with the money hidden in a lower seam-like pocket just for this reason. Sure as shit if those thugs didn't take his wallet, watch, coat and diamond-studded cufflinks. His dad laughs about it now, because there's a good chance that the Mondays haven't found the money: it was a heavy leather coat and the cash was basically spread through the bottom liner.

Ok now that's a crazy story! Lol!