Happy birthday DON SVO

[Ted]

Elvis says he will flip a coin with you to see if you give or recieve your birthday spankings from him.

[chuckacosta]

Oh and 18,000 posts on my 30th. sweet deal. What a way to celebrate it! The reality that I've posted 18,000 times on this apocryphal testament to life!

I think you should be banned for even mentioning it!

Lol!! Happy Birthday big boy!

[Mikecobra302]

Congrats, you're now an old bastard like me! May you have a woman that doesn't need to tell long stories, get a hole in 1 in golf, and throw many 180's in darts

[BradM]

I just heard Randy Travis is in the Grayson County jail. I work 6 blocks from there. I'm going to go visit him on my lunch break and get him to sign a blue jean jacket for your birthday.

[DON SVO]

So, you're a crackwhore is what you're saying?

I've never once engaged in any sexual activity whatsoever that can be linked to the appropriation of crack cocaine or other illicit substances.

[DON SVO]

Congrats, you're now an old bastard like me! May you have a woman that doesn't need to tell long stories, get a hole in 1 in golf, and throw many 180's in darts

I'm DOOMED.

[Mike]

I've never once engaged in any sexual activity whatsoever that can be linked to the appropriation of crack cocaine or other illicit substances.

Then you aren't livin

[Gear_Jammer]

[JimD]

Happy b-day

[Barbie]

Happy Birthday!

[talisman]

I already said happy birthday on facebook.

[Baron Von Crowder]

I already said happy birthday on facebook.

Attention whore.

[diablo rojo]

Hope its filled with cigars, booze and xxx

Hookers and blow!!

Happy Birthday mang.

[DON SVO]

Hookers and blow!!

Happy Birthday mang.

I already sated both of those prior to my morning coffee.

On a serious note... is it sad that the highlight of my day thus far has been drinking enough coffee to finally produce a terrific bowel movement? I'm embracing the fuck out of this "old" thing.

[DON SVO]

Happy birthday! Can you wish to ban JWP, Justinsn95, and that Alex retard? Thanks