Junkyard rant.

[talisman]

I set the ambiance. I can't help that you weren't a closer.

Oh snap! Vindication!

I don't think you've got the skills, son.

[bcoop]

Oh snap! Vindication!

Pfffttt...


Jenn, I don't remember her being very cute. Hence why I didn't jump in. Contrary to popular belief, I won't just fuck anything that moves. I have standards, woman!

[talisman]

Contrary to popular belief, I won't just fuck anything that moves. I have standards, woman!

Bull. Fucking. Shit.

[bcoop]

Bull. Fucking. Shit.

I'm just kiddin!

[Snatch Napkin]

She's pretty cute. I don't like her powerful calves or some of her fashion sense, but when she wears jeans, t-shirt, and does her hair and makeup I'm a fan.

[2011GT]

Thread derailed

[Snatch Napkin]

Prove it!

of all the people to throw that challenge out to......

[bcoop]

Thread derailed

Well if the OP isn't going to do anything, we've gotta have something to talk about. Why not talk about whores? I love whores. Don't you love whores?

[talisman]

Prove it!

Dude, I realize that requirements such as "She has a pulse" and "consented after I ruffied her" could be considered "standards," but that doesn't make them even low standards!

[Snatch Napkin]

Whores and tater tots, man. Whores and tater tots.

[bcoop]

of all the people to throw that challenge out to......

Retracted, and statement edited. Good looking out! Although, I do wonder if you're thinking the same one I am, and names need not be named here.



If it IS the one I'm thinking of, however, that girl was a freak. Given that tidbit, no regrets.

[talisman]

I'm just kiddin!

Retracted, and statement edited. Good looking out! Although, I do wonder if you're thinking the same one I am, and names need not be named here.



If it IS the one I'm thinking of, however, that girl was a freak.

lmgdao!!

[bcoop]

lmgdao!!

[talisman]

Ain't nothing wrong with it, just don't claim otherwise!

[Snatch Napkin]

Retracted, and statement edited. Good looking out! Although, I do wonder if you're thinking the same one I am, and names need not be named here.



If it IS the one I'm thinking of, however, that girl was a freak. Given that tidbit, no regrets.

Shit knee grow!! Anytime

I don't judge. I once got propositioned by a behemoth from the bar.

There I was, sitting at the bar. I had been playing pool for waaaay too long and decided I would go shoot the shit with the bartender. Around 1:45 this chick a few stools down orders some shots and sends a couple my way. We toast and drink them down. She then asks if she can treat me to breakfast and a blow job. Naturally, I accepted her gracious offer.

I mean, who the fuck am I to turn down breakfast after closing down a bar then getting a blow job.