Knock up your girl? Get some head...

[redfiveohconv]

We've obviously never met. Love may swallow, but true love deep throats.

Fuckin' A

[redfiveohconv]

True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

It was a magic show... I swear.

[Big A]

True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Thus is why I don't wanna get married. That happens with my girlfriend, if enough of the blindfoldees are hot, we enjoy a night of wonton waste. If that happens to my wife and they are hot, I have a night of wonton waste, and lose half my shit.

If it's all dudes running out, I walk away with assault in the least, and murder as the intention. I'd kill them all, but it's cali.

[Treasure Chest]

Thus is why I don't wanna get married. That happens with my girlfriend, if enough of the blondfoldees are hot, we enjoy a night of wonton waste. If that happens to my wife and they are hot, I have a night of wonton waste, and lose halfe my shit.

If it's all dudes running out, I walk away with assault in the least, and murder as the intention. I'd kill them all, but it's cali.

You have much to learn, young padawan.

[Snatch Napkin]

you have much to learn, young padawan.

qft

[Craizie]

True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Great movie

[talisman]

If it's all dudes running out, I walk away with assault in the least, and murder as the intention. I'd kill them all, but it's cali.

That's retarded man. Assuming that movie scenario played out that way, they aren't the problem; she is. Check yoself.

[petyweestraw]

Exactly. Either it's going down her throat or on her face. There are no other choices.

Lol

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"Do you call him uncle daddy?"

[Forever_frost]

I'll make a mental note, I'm single. I will hopefully find a woman in the next few years that is beyond the early 20's "am I pretty enough" phase, and beginning the sexually liberated "older woman" phase.

Sluts are cool and all, but I'd rather have a routine, and not lose half my shit in the process.

There's that whole love thing too, but after talking to my divorced parents and aunts/uncles squabling about pension worth and retirement for a week, fuck that.

Do what I did. Import one. Man is the boss and she is to do what she can to make me happy. Head when I want and if she doesn't get off, it's her fault. Oh, and no splitting anything. She pisses me off, she goes back to NZ until she relearns her place. All about boundaries.

[Leah]

Do what I did. Import one. Man is the boss and she is to do what she can to make me happy. Head when I want and if she doesn't get off, it's her fault. Oh, and no splitting anything. She pisses me off, she goes back to NZ until she relearns her place. All about boundaries.

Holy shit, you're a fucking psycho.

[Forever_frost]

Holy shit, you're a fucking psycho.

Eh, little of column A. Rules were discussed beforehand and agreed upon. In 5 years of marriage, I've not raised my voice once, nor gone to bed angry. In return, she doesn't have to work outside of the home, has her own car, a new living room suite and a 4 bedroom home. She doesn't worry about bills (my job) or grocery shopping. All stressful things are mine and if something messes up, it's ultimately my fault. Being the head of the household means just that. I balance budgets, decide what we need and she takes care of our home. That said, I'm also paying for her to go back to school to start her degree.

[Leah]

How romantic.

[Big A]

How romantic.

I want what he's having, but by her choice. Old fashioned? sure.

[slowyellow]

Do what I did. Import one. Man is the boss and she is to do what she can to make me happy. Head when I want and if she doesn't get off, it's her fault. Oh, and no splitting anything. She pisses me off, she goes back to NZ until she relearns her place. All about boundaries.

Pics of said imported wife.....

[Goku025]

lol this would of been helpful 2 trimesters ago, but nice to know for the future