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Originally posted by stephen4785
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He's been making weird comments for ever, but in one thread I called him a cow fucker and I think that's where he got the custon title from.Ded -
If you've ever slid your glove sleeved arm in a cow you would understand.Comment
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I'm going to tell my wife tonight in order to inseminate her, I must first fist her asshole. That should take care of that problem.Originally posted by VaderTT View PostIf you fuck a cow, are you are simultaneously fucking it in the pussy and ass.
IDK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
According to this no, but to inseminate them, you must fist their assholes.
"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser TytlerComment
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Right!!Originally posted by CJ View Post
'Cuz after you fist her asshole, you'll inseminate her with joyous cries.
Wolves will howl as you blow your load.Comment
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Its real fun when you get to saw in half a still born calf out of there shoulder deep.Comment
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Blah blah blah....said something to some chick about cows....blah blah blah....cute....blah blah blah....calls all chicks cows, now....blah blah blah....Jen thinks he's trying too hard to be weird and get this calling chicks cows thing to catch on...blah blah blah...he enjoys being called a cow fucker....and yadda yadda yadda...he never heard from the cow again.Comment
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LOL and LOL!!DedComment
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OOOOOOOOooohhh and he constantly talks about removing his own penis.DedComment
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VaderTT you of all people cant call him weird. Ive seen the porn you have posted.Comment
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VaderTT was voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation in his yearbook."When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser TytlerComment
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My thoughts as well. Seems like someone was trying too hard.Originally posted by Treasure Chest View PostComment
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Probably the part where you did it wrong and your wife dies. Then you try to quickly hide all the lube and toys before calling Police to say you found your wife dead and hanging from a belt ( completely naked) nailed to the closet wall when you came home a quick trip to the store in the middle of the night.Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. "
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Oh, Thursday....gone wrong.Originally posted by Treadhead View PostProbably the part where you did it wrong and your wife dies. Then you try to quickly hide all the lube and toys before calling Police to say you found your wife dead and hanging from a belt ( completely naked) nailed to the closet wall when you came home a quick trip to the store in the middle of the night.Comment
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