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    This made me seriously laugh. Wow.


    Bill Nye may still be The Science Guy, but he's no longer Mr. Nice Guy.
    During a live interview this morning with the Smithsonian Channel, the mild mannered science educator unloaded on U.S. Congressman Todd Akin, calling him "a fucking idiot" for accusing Nye of personally provoking Hurricane Issac.

    Last week Nye uploaded a video to Youtube urging parents not to teach their children creationism. At a town hall campaign event yesterday, Akin used the video as an example of immoral behavior driving god to punish America through extreme weather.

    Although reporters reached out to Nye for a statement yesterday, his first discussion of the matter came this morning at Smithsonian's Washington D.C. headquarters.

    Nye Got a Feeling...
    The 56 year old star of the long-running "Bill Nye The Science Guy" was in the studio to promote his new documentary series focusing on the neuroscience of childhood development.

    After briefly discussing his show, the Smithsonian anchors asked Nye about Akin's recent accusation. The normally genial Nye wasted no time venting his rage about the comments:

    "Look, these people they're fucking retarded. Rape can't cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality? I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism? Who can possibly take these people seriously anymore?"

    The slightly uncomfortable anchors then tried to change the subject, but Nye persisted:

    "It used to be these Republicans didn't believe in global warming or evolution. That was bad enough. Now they don't even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate storks for people who were raped and people who weren't? "

    "Hey look over there! It's the rape stork. It drops its babies directly at the orphanage."

    "He's a fucking idiot. Just a plain fucking idiot. I'm sorry - I don't say that word very often - but it happens to fit in this case. He's just a fucking idiot."

    A Decent Proposal
    As the stunned anchors hurriedly tried to wind the conversation down and cut to commercial, Nye stared directly into the camera and issued a challenge to his new-found rival:

    "So Todd I got an offer for you. You and me. Any time. Any place. Debating science mano- a-mano. I'll bring the facts, and you bring the Vaseline. Because your ass is gonna fucking need it when I'm done whipping."
    Nye apologized once more for his language before ripping off his microphone and walking off the set.

    Representatives of the Smithsonian Channel say they have no comment on the incident.

    Bill Nye could not be reached, but a since-deleted tweet on his Twiiter account posted shortly after the incident read:
    "@ToddAkin Never enter the eye of Hurricane NYE!"

  • #2
    LMFAO. Good shit.

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    • #3
      awesome
      http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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      • #4
        Holy shit that is hilarious. Bill Nye rulez.

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        • #5
          Bill nye for new dictator of the u.s!fucking winning
          Awwwwww skeet skeet skeet
          03gt intech POWA!

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          • #6
            fake but I wish he would have

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            • #7
              Originally posted by NoClassic View Post
              fake but I wish he would have


              Son of a bitch, you're right. I looked at it at a couple sites to make sure, but I should have looked at some more. Oh well. Still funny. Sorry guys!

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              • #8
                Damnit.

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                • #9
                  Fake or not, Bill Nye is a fuckin boss.

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                  • #10
                    Ol Bill went off the deep end a while back.
                    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                    • #11
                      I always knew he was badass!! Lol

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                      • #12
                        keep telling everyone my uncle bill is a dick!
                        "PSH!!!"

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