I love facebook when someone airs their dirty laundry!

[91CoupeMike]

Dude.. Hook it up.

[jdgregory84]

At least you're not like this:







*sorry, I've just discovered passiveaggressivenotes.com and am compelled to share.

I always like when people make a happy birthday thread to themselves on here(canada era).

[TENGRAM]

At least you're not like this:







*sorry, I've just discovered passiveaggressivenotes.com and am compelled to share.

[Nash B.]

So, more like this?:

LOL @ "not allowed back."

[jdgregory84]

So, more like this?:

Haha. Closer.

[TENGRAM]

So, more like this?:

[jdgregory84]

Oh, so you're "that guy"

I don't care if they click "like." Most of the people that I cut are like I said, people I barely know that I added when I first opened my account, or never converse with.

[TENGRAM]

I like to randomly put "In an open relationship" with people. Funny thing is that nobody seems to mind. Also tagging people in photos they're not in. Also, I tend to keep my list of friends below 100. When I feel it's getting to be too many, I'll make a post about 24 hours ahead of time letting them know I'm about to thin out my friends list and those that don't make it through that are probably people that I don't give a shit about.

It's just a check to remind people that just because you met somebody once, or know somebody that they know, it doesn't make you friends. Fuck social networking.

Oh, so you're "that guy"

[Leah]

Unless you're giving him a footjob and calling it a massage, -2 points from his mancard.

You call it what you want. I call it heaven.

[jdgregory84]

Can't. He's too busy giving me a foot massage.

Unless you're giving him a footjob and calling it a massage, -2 points from his mancard.

[Leah]

...being a woman, it's hard to tell if you're being sarcastic or serious. Now go make Chili a sammich!

Can't. He's too busy giving me a foot massage.

[jdgregory84]

Sarcasm
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Your head

...being a woman, it's hard to tell if you're being sarcastic or serious. Now go make Chili a sammich!

[Leah]

We weren't ever friends to my knowledge. Mods and scrubs can't be friends. Especially E-friends.

Sarcasm
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Your head

[jdgregory84]

I wondered why I hadn't seen any updates from you.

We weren't ever friends to my knowledge. Mods and scrubs can't be friends. Especially E-friends.

[Leah]

I like to randomly put "In an open relationship" with people. Funny thing is that nobody seems to mind. Also tagging people in photos they're not in. Also, I tend to keep my list of friends below 100. When I feel it's getting to be too many, I'll make a post about 24 hours ahead of time letting them know I'm about to thin out my friends list and those that don't make it through that are probably people that I don't give a shit about.

It's just a check to remind people that just because you met somebody once, or know somebody that they know, it doesn't make you friends. Fuck social networking.

I wondered why I hadn't seen any updates from you.