You People.

[Mike]

Don't pay any attention to the sounds in the closet.

I'm trying to keep it down in here.

[Treasure Chest]

I'm trying to keep it down in here.

The gag helps, but I need to get some rubber-coated chains...

[krazy kris]

I can see the resemblance

[Snatch Napkin]

I'm trying to keep it down in here.

Get it together or I'll make it hurt.

[Treasure Chest]

I'm not a sadist. I'm willing to compromise.

[NTexas_V-Star]

The gag helps, but I need to get some rubber-coated chains...

Noobs, I tell ya.

[Treasure Chest]

Noobs, I tell ya.

Says the guy that was caught sniffing the pillow that Yale slept on when he came to town.....

[bcoop]

Says the guy that was caught sniffing the pillow that Yale slept on when he came to town.....

Smelled like pussy, didn't it?

[Snatch Napkin]

Says the guy that was caught sniffing the pillow that Yale slept on when he came to town.....

What's wrong with sniffing stuff?

I do it all the time.

[talisman]

Smelled like pussy, didn't it?

Probably smelled like old cheese. What have you been fuckin' lately, Brent?

[Baron Von Crowder]

Smelled like pussy, didn't it?

meet my friend Yale, he's got pussy galore.

you may get a lot of pussy, he gets much more.

[NTexas_V-Star]

Says the guy that was caught sniffing the pillow that Yale slept on when he came to town.....

Couldn't help myself, the odor of sharp cheddar is good stuff!

[Rick Modena]

Oh look, a Melanzana time to get to work...

[bcoop]

What have you been fuckin' lately, Brent?

I've had 4 on rotation for 3-4 months now, plus the random sluts I run in to. Works great. They all have boyfriends, so they know better than to expect anything more than sex out of me. And because they know they are whores, they don't mind being treated like it, which is my wheelhouse.

Works perfectly, actually. Jenn and I were talking about this the other day. 3 of them made the exact same comment to me, which had me puzzled. But after getting her perspective, along with that of another woman I was nailing for a while, it all makes perfect sense. They give me what I want. And I give them what they want. Which is to be fucked like the dirty sluts they are. They can't do that with their boyfriends, for fear of him thinking she's a dirty slut.

[talisman]

Sounds perfect!