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  • #46
    Originally posted by Sgt Beavis View Post
    just comes to me every five minutes to show me projects she wants to do..
    I don't get that part. I told my girlfriend there's a reason I don't do pintrest... it's because I don't care and yet she still shows me something every 5 minutes.
    Originally posted by Jester
    Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
    He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
    Originally posted by Denny
    What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
    FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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    • #47
      Originally posted by motoman View Post
      I don't get that part. I told my girlfriend there's a reason I don't do pintrest... it's because I don't care and yet she still shows me something every 5 minutes.
      it is because you're supposed to be interested in the same things she is.


      Bitches want that kind of shit in a relationship.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
        it is because you're supposed to be interested in the same things she is.


        Bitches want that kind of shit in a relationship.
        It is a one way street though. I'm interested in a threesome, you know?

        Anyway, I've got like a gazillion projects lined up to put off for eternity. She decided she wanted chickens so now I've got to design/build a coupe to hold 10 chickens. I'm actually ok with the chicken thing as it is a hobby, and she needs one that doesn't involve shopping.

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        • #49
          Is the title change correct? I think sleeping with a colored in Grayson County is still punishable by hanging.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
            Is the title change correct? I think sleeping with a colored in Grayson County is still punishable by hanging.
            Ha! Lmfao @ the title change! Holy shit, lolz lolz the mods are so funny! Ha!!!
            Originally posted by davbrucas
            I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

            Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

            You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by slow99 View Post
              Ha! Lmfao @ the title change! Holy shit, lolz lolz the mods are so funny! Ha!!!
              That one wasn't me. I try to be a bit more witty and sardonic (and only change the titles when needed)
              Originally posted by PGreenCobra
              I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
              Originally posted by Trip McNeely
              Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
              dont downshift!!
              Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                That one wasn't me. I try to be a bit more witty and sardonic (and only change the titles when needed)
                I would hope so, but it is Brad...

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                • #53
                  I just text Brad and he didn't know anything about the title change, LOL.

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                  • #54
                    Naynay must be digging in them guts

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                    • #55
                      It wasn't me but I'll take credit for it...
                      Originally posted by Silverback
                      Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                      • #56
                        I guess it's a good thing I'm black from my waist to my knees.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                          That one wasn't me. I try to be a bit more witty and sardonic (and only change the titles when needed)
                          I assumed it was you.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by BradM View Post
                            I guess it's a good thing I'm black from my waist to my knees.

                            Might be time to throw those shorts in the washer.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by talisman View Post
                              Might be time to throw those shorts in the washer.
                              But I made them myself, they're cutoff pajama jeans.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by BradM View Post
                                But I made them myself, they're cutoff pajama jeans.
                                Pajorts! (copyright pending).

                                Where's Big Matt, he needs to get on this money train!

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