Another DFW Doctors thread..

[davbrucas]

LOL...sorry Leah, but I had to post this.

She just sent me a PM asking if her strap-on that she uses on Chili would cause these symptoms...she said she got a little too vigorous the last time she played man!!!

[Nash B.]

I'm not saying that you wont go on to develop appendicitis but I highly doubt you have it right now.

Clever way to cover yourself in case you're wrong. I use it all the time.

stereotypically you would see frequency in urination and painful urination. I doubt its a UTI

Chili... Its much safer to just get it checked out. Appendicitis will usually cause pain when you push on your stomach in the area. If you have rebound tenderness I would definitely get checked out. With appendicitis the pain usually gets pretty bad. If all of a sudden there is very distinct pain relief, appendix could have burst. With appendicitis, the pain usually starts and only lasts a day or two, not a week. To properly diagnose appnedicitis, you will need and abdominal and pelvic CT with IV contrast.

Doesnt sound like it to me, but Im not a Dr.

Did you google that?

[mstng86]

Only fags like you have sheaths in your rectum.

Sounds like an expert with experience.

[davbrucas]

Clever way to cover yourself in case you're wrong. I use it all the time. Did you google that?

Not covering myself at all...if he has had an "ache" in that area for a week, then it isnt appendicitis...now he may have a fecalith and may go on to develop appendicitis in the next few days but he doesnt have it now. But fuck you very much!

[davbrucas]

Sounds like an expert with experience.

Youre not a fag if youre all time pitcher.

[8mpg]

Clever way to cover yourself in case you're wrong. I use it all the time. Did you google that?

shit...you busted me

[davbrucas]

shit...you busted me

You actually work in the field and deal with this chief complaint on a daily basis...now if you were an auto mechanic who used to be an ER orderly and you came in here and gave the detailed info you did, then you would get labeled Googler!!

[ImayBblack]

Chili have you taken a shit lately LOL?

[Broncojohnny]

My diagnosis is full blown stage fourteen AIDS.

[Chuck]

Probably just gas......or herpes.

[davbrucas]

Probably just gas......or herpes.

If it's an STD, it is LGV.

[chuckacosta]

It's the HerpeGonnoCyphilAids! No worries Craiger!

[dsrtuckteezy]

I had an appendectomy years ago, and i did indeed feel close to death. Throwing up constantly, couldnt stand up straight, etc... I'd say you'd feel a lot worse if your appendix was about to burst.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Jesus craig, is the pain right under your c-section scar?

[Leah]

I think they are sympathy pains from my surgery last week. He just needs attention-I haven't been able to cater to him lately like I usually do.