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[bcoop]

You do realize that EVERYTHING EXCEPT ABSTINENCE has a failure rate, right??

I'm sure he does. And while I also agree with the point you are about to get to, we can't assume it was an 'oops' on her part. I've known women who have done this intentionally, and admitted to it. Your entire sex is mad up mostly of FUCKED UP individuals.

[Snatch Napkin]

I'm sure he does. And while I also agree with the point you are about to get to, we can't assume it was an 'oops' on her part. I've known women who have done this intentionally, and admitted to it. Your entire sex is mad up mostly of FUCKED UP individuals.

Thank goodness for the slew of crazy bitches to cut my teeth on!!!


This is also why I always took my goo filled rubbers with me.

[Sean88gt]

Thank goodness for the slew of crazy bitches to cut my teeth on!!!


This is also why I always took my goo filled rubbers with me.

After dinner snack?

[Snatch Napkin]

After dinner snack?

Everyone knows you need protein after a heavy workout.

[Sean88gt]

Everyone knows you need protein after a heavy workout.

True.
Also explains the oddly shaped bubbles that Jenn was blowing.

[Treasure Chest]

I'm sure he does. And while I also agree with the point you are about to get to, we can't assume it was an 'oops' on her part. I've known women who have done this intentionally, and admitted to it. Your entire sex is mad up mostly of FUCKED UP individuals.

We can't assume that is was, but we also can't assume it wasn't. The fact of the matter is that you are playing Russian roulette every time you have sex if she has ovaries and a uterus. Even if permanent birth control is factored into the equation.

[Treasure Chest]

True.
Also explains the oddly shaped bubbles that Jenn was blowing.

I don't gargle with that shit and play around with it. I swallow immediately.

[bcoop]

Thank goodness for the slew of crazy bitches to cut my teeth on!!!


This is also why I always took my goo filled rubbers with me.

Oh, I love a crazy bitch. I really do. I put a lot of time and effort in to finding the right balance of crazy. We both know why. But I'm also not looking for wife/girlfriend material.

[bcoop]

I don't gargle with that shit and play around with it. I swallow immediately.

Prude

[Jester]

You do realize that EVERYTHING EXCEPT ABSTINENCE has a failure rate, right??

Well the fact that she fucking admitted to it pretty much clears up all that confusion.

[Treasure Chest]

Prude

It's the consistency of a loogie and I'm a texture person.

[Treasure Chest]

Well the fact that she fucking admitted to it pretty much clears up all that confusion.

You married her.

[Jester]

You married her.

And divorced her after I figured out who she really was. Some of you bitches hide crazy well!

[racrguy]

And divorced her after I figured out who she really was. Some of you bitches hide crazy well!

You didn't give your current one a chance to show her crazy before you tied the knot. Just sayin'

[Jester]

You didn't give your current one a chance to show her crazy before you tied the knot. Just sayin'

Took 10 years for the last one. This one has no interest in having a baby right now and actually works for a living. No comparison.

And why put "just sayin?" I know you are just sayin....you just said it! .....just sayin'