My wife wears the pants in the family: she hides my stuff she hates. How to stop her?

[line-em-up]

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[mustangguy289]

Mine only does it to me after asking me a ton not to put something in a certain spot. Then she puts it up somewhere high (she is taller than me). I will ask where that something went and she will start laughing. I get the stool out and go find it. lol

As payback, I always make sure I wake her up in the mornings when she does this.

[dumpycapri85]

Just reading this makes me reminds me why I am so happy I got divorced ! That shit drove me crazy .

[SSMAN]

My wife did that shit too. So i divorced her. Now that she is gone, my shit still comes up missing.wtf?

[Racewerx]

My mail order bride is still overwhelmed with indoor living. So she already thinks everything is in it's place.

[Ratt]

My wife doesn't move my shit. She knows better, because I'll move her shit to some obscure place out of spite. If it's in the way, she tells me, and I'll move it.

[Stocksilver02]

All of this is in the "contract" called marriage in small tiny fonted letters, where you would need a magnifying glass to see.

[crapstang]

tell her to go get it

[KBScobravert]

I think it is funny that all you guys think the stuff you are saying they hide actually belongs to you.

[DON SVO]

My wife will take something and put it "in it's place". But then she forgets where it's place was. Then she'll say something like "if you put it where it belongs then you would know where it is". But she changes her mind about where things belong all the time so stuff ends up all over the place.

put her in her place then!

[Redd]

Just wish wife would pick her shit up.

[dsrtuckteezy]

married life must suck..

[stephen4785]

My wife will take something and put it "in it's place". But then she forgets where it's place was. Then she'll say something like "if you put it where it belongs then you would know where it is". But she changes her mind about where things belong all the time so stuff ends up all over the place.

[4king]

What is she doing out of the kitchen?

[Silverback]

Just rub your sweaty balls on all of her stuff, when she asks why everything smells like balls, you explain that if she will stop hiding your stuff, you'll stop rubbing your balls on her stuff.