You drink a lot because you're super smart

[4bangen]

me and the wife are getting smart after a night of trick or treating with the offspring.

[Tyrone Biggums]

Eureka!!

I have a van if you need me. Seriously though, if you have any questions about buying your house that Nate isn't sure of, ask me. You'll be provided with a title commitment prior to closing, if you have questions about anything let me know.

Closed today. This is my third go 'round, so I'm pretty well versed. Thanks though!

[dewayne6243]

Many alcoholics must be geniuses in the making then, assuming they started out intelligent.

Too bad you were born a fucking retard

[BradM]

Bring a pick up over here and help me carry this shit downstairs and I'll make you your own copies.

I have a van if you need me. Seriously though, if you have any questions about buying your house that Nate isn't sure of, ask me. You'll be provided with a title commitment prior to closing, if you have questions about anything let me know.

[Baron Von Crowder]

I'd like to take this opportunity to examine the documents related to the purchase of your home.

No need for all that, Eric show him your MENSA card.

I'd like to take this opportunity to examine the documents related to the purchase of your home.

Bring a pick up over here and help me carry this shit downstairs and I'll make you your own copies.

[BradM]

Nice.

I'd like to take this opportunity to examine the documents related to the purchase of your home.

I am smart as shit right now!

Nice.

[BradM]

I am smart as shit right now!

[slow99]

Yep.

[lowthreeohz]

Maybe that's why i'm such a dumbass.

[Snatch Napkin]

Getting my intelligence on now.

Thank goodness for Jäger. This shitty day is retiring.

[idrivea4banger]

I just bought a nice bottle of Cragganmore last night. I felt my intelgience go up too points.

Being a Steelers fan brings it back down automatically.

Explains why 03trublugt is such a dumbass.