Hey Cannon

[Baron Von Crowder]

Blow me.

hey that reminds me:

Back in the day my friends and I were hanging out at this bar, and of course we were drinking and telling stories. We started talking about people who exaggerate and one-up each other. I was thinking about how hot this bartender was. My buddy was talking to the manager and the conversation turned to fast cars. This manager dude was telling us how he had some magical unicorn of a car that never existed, and how it could fly and shIt. He was really piling it on, so I whip out a story about going go space camp and getting to hop in the space shuttle that was on the launch pad, and messing with all the buttons and flickering lights and shit. {takes a sip of his beverage} So we started flipping switches and pushing buttons and activated the launch sequence. Man we were scared. I've been scared a lot in my life. The worst was when we were in south America, we flew in in a vintage seaplane that had guns and shit. Had to fly out really quickly after we pissed off the local military that was loyal to the cartels. Se we're like 13 and all this stuff is happening in the space shuttle and mission control got it all shut down before we actually got launched into space. It was a trip. This manager dude was all like "yeah I've been to space" and then my buddy was talking about penis implants and shit.

[Chili]

That's the shortest sentence you've ever made, Fish Camp!

You weren't even at fish camp.

[Silverback]

ordering a set of these to match my gladiator helmet

Blow me.

That's the shortest sentence you've ever made, Fish Camp!

[Silverback]

[Fern]That n!gg@ Craig talks a lot![/Fern]

[Mike]

Blow me.

That's a story for another day.

[Chili]

I was on the verge of blacking out and I remember he was telling this really long(like Craig long-if you've ever let Craig tell you a story that is three years of your life you'll never get back)story and I couldn't figure out how to stop him from talking so that I could go sit down. After trying unsuccessfully to to find a logical jump in point I finally just said "Shut up, Don!" and slap! It worked!

Blow me.

[SEB]

Thats fucking funny! Thanks for the laugh, I can only imagine it in person

I picture Don getting up like Marys Brother when you touched his ear & come at you swinging after you did that LOL

I was on the verge of blacking out and I remember he was telling this really long(like Craig long-if you've ever let Craig tell you a story that is three years of your life you'll never get back)story and I couldn't figure out how to stop him from talking so that I could go sit down. After trying unsuccessfully to to find a logical jump in point I finally just said "Shut up, Don!" and slap! It worked!

[SEB]

I got drunk and slapboxed Don once! Of course he didn't know we were going to slapbox until he'd gotten slapped a couple of times..

I picture Don getting up like Marys Brother when you touched his ear & come at you swinging after you did that LOL

Me & my buddys used to slap box all the time when we would get drunk & of course wrestle

I got drunk and slapboxed Don once! Of course he didn't know we were going to slapbox until he'd gotten slapped a couple of times..

[SEB]

Me & my buddys used to slap box all the time when we would get drunk & of course wrestle

[jluv]

In all seriousness, how great would the Youtube video be? A zillion hits? I just hope I can still hold two Crown and Cokes and dodge punches at the same time.

is this actually happening?

Regardless, I'm buying a Viking Helmet. This is going to be awesome!

[Baron Von Crowder]

we can incorporate it into the bbq deal at your shop!

fuck yeah!