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  • #61
    Originally posted by Mike View Post
    This guy is like a fucking mind reader.
    I think I need another whiskey.
    Originally posted by BradM
    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
    Originally posted by Leah
    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by bcoop View Post
      I need another whiskey.
      Ftfy
      Originally posted by talisman
      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
      Originally posted by AdamLX
      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      Because fuck you, that's why
      Originally posted by 80coupe
      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
      Originally posted by Rick Modena
      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
      Originally posted by Jester
      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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      • #63
        Originally posted by bcoop View Post
        I think I need another whiskey.
        It's getting a little creepy now.

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        • #64
          You guys should mate.
          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
          HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Mike View Post
            It's getting a little creepy now.
            Wait til he tells you he's beating off with his left hand instead of his right

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            • #66
              Mikoop
              Originally posted by talisman
              I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
              Originally posted by AdamLX
              If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
              Because fuck you, that's why
              Originally posted by 80coupe
              nice dick, Idrivea4banger
              Originally posted by Rick Modena
              ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
              Originally posted by Jester
              Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Big A View Post
                I sat at the bar one night, listening to a couple of guys next to me commenting to each other about the cute bartender's nice rack, ass, etc. Got the deer in headlights look when I smiled and thanked them for the "kind words" about my girlfriend, which was followed by profuse apologies, and an offer to buy the next round. I told them not to worry about it, I was drinking for free, and would be living out what they were just thinking a little later.

                Sorry about the thread derail, that was totally on topic...
                Quit saying 'her'

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                  Wait til he tells you he's beating off with his left hand instead of his right
                  I'm.left.handed......


                  Seriously

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
                    You guys should mate.
                    Simmer down. You're progressing, but not quite there yet.

                    Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                    Wait til he tells you he's beating off with his left hand instead of his right
                    I'm not typing this with my hands. There's some food for thought.
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                    Originally posted by Leah
                    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by BradM View Post
                      Quit saying 'her'
                      Boosh!
                      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                      HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                        I think I need another whiskey.
                        [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeovTxMwrhY[/ame]
                        .

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Mike View Post
                          I'm.left.handed......


                          Seriously
                          Now, the real mind blower... He's using orange marmalade too, because grape jelly stains his tightly whities...

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by BradM View Post
                            Sorry for the 99% chance that never happened. Why have you been such a sand vag homo as of late?
                            Not sure what you mean by "sand vag homo," though I did quit drinking a few months ago, so perhaps I'm a bit less tolerant of bullshit than I used to be.

                            Believe the story or not, I don't really care, it did happen.

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                              Now, the real mind blower... He's using orange marmalade too, because grape jelly stains his tightly whities...
                              Pear preserves. Fresh out of the marmalade.
                              Originally posted by BradM
                              But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                              Originally posted by Leah
                              In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by BradM View Post
                                Quit saying 'her'
                                Damn details. Fine, HE would always wear assless chaps when working at the Blue Oyster Bar, and had bigger pecs than mine, so it was a given that the boys would talk. Was great for tips, and got me really horny by closing time.

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