Damn, I better start going to church!

[WildBill]

[Skidmark]

Did you receive a heavenly blowjob?

[idrivea4banger]

I saw an angel.

[Skidmark]

People are dumb. I guess I was left too.

[UserX]

I can only imagine what the last 24 hours must have been like for these whackos... saying their final goodbyes, crying, etc, all for nothing.

And since the end of the world didn't occur, do you think they're disappointed?

[UserX]

WHEW! I'm still alive, that was a close one! I hope I'm not the only person still alive... is anyone else out there?

[MutherjuggZ]

If you read the Bible, and believe what's in it, the end is undeniably near. I don't know about this May 21st nonsense, but all signs point to the end being near.


I will add, though, that my birthday is the 21st. So, the world ending on Satan's birthday.... I could totally see that.

and 3 days before this demon bitch turns 33 God might be doing everyone a favor LOL!

[Juiced4v]

I hope it happens after they finish the In&Out burger place!

[DaisyDoesDallas]

Ghostbusters will save us!!!

[TexasDevilDog]

End of the world is coming one way or another. Why should I fret? I will be gone during the rapture.

[Hicompression]

"If May 21 passes and I'm still here, that means I wasn't saved. Does that mean God's word is inaccurate or untrue? Not at all," Warden said.

See now...they've already come up with an "out" for themselves. What a crock-o-shit.

[Snatch Napkin]

Since I'm a retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel, I don't feel that this "end-of-the-world" business will personally affect me

I chuckled heartily.

[Falcongunner]

I intend to file for an extension.

Wayne in FW

[racegirl]

Since I'm a retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel, I don't feel that this "end-of-the-world" business will personally affect me

[Mychael101]

Just got an advance copy of "The Newer Testament"

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