Dumb work policies

[Treasure Chest]

Being a member of the "Spouses of XXXXXXX" has it's perks. We don't have to adhere to shit!!

It's actually called the "XXXXXXX Wive's Club," and they refer to him as a "XXXXXXX Wife."

[whitetrash]

I work in healthcare and we literally have HUNDREDS of work policies

So do I. Most of which fall under health code and OSHA safety but they all like to word them differently and we are supposed to know them for each customers company. Plus my company's with them. I'm basically contract labor to customer but work for a much larger company than them. It's kinda odd

[Kimmypie]

Our only company policies are "try not to piss off our clients, don't sexually harass each other within earshot of outsiders, and try to behave in public." We don't really adhere to any of them.....

I'd come to work with you if I didn't have to live in damn Longview!

[Treasure Chest]

I'd come to work with you if I didn't have to live in damn Longview!

We work from home!

[LANTIRN]

Employees with a CHL cannot carry a gun at work.

[Chili]

Somewhat unrelated, but back in 98/99 I worked for GE Capital Mortgage out in CA. We were one of two locations (the other in St Louis) that had a customer service call center and sales (I was an inside loan officer). I shit you not, we had no less than one bomb threat a month at that place, and it usually meant the rest of the day off for everyone. As soon as the fire alarm would go off we would all go out to the parking lot and would have to wait for Police / Fire / etc, to send in the bomb sniffing dogs. Depending on the availability of the dogs it could take hours.

I'm pretty sure all of the bomb threats were made by employees wanting to get out of work early.

[DON SVO]

Employees with a CHL cannot carry a gun at work.

Same thing where I work, luckily Texas State Law now prohibits my employer from preventing me from carrying in my car.