Fat Girls, table for 3.

[Leah]

No but it'll help you keep a job. I'd have gotten myself fired millions of times if I'd made up names for the "guests".

Preach it, sista.

[Treasure Chest]

Wtf happened to using table/chair numbers?

That was my initial question, but everyone is so freaking sensitive these days. You can't say, "the Asians over there," or "those two black chicks," or "the table of lushes in the corner," 'without someone getting offended. We all have less than stellar descriptive traits, but no one can call a spade a spade without fear of getting sued, and you can't just say, "that table of nondescript persons in that general direction," and expect anyone to know wtf you're talking about.

[Sean88gt]

Quantity is quality

Precisely. A guy works his ass off to pull hot trim, has to spend cash, buy dinner, etc. just to bust a nut. Instead, spend a mere percentage, go to a honky tonk, pick up a slough donkey and bust nuts at will. Like I said, compelling argument.

[8mpg]

Wtf happened to using table/chair numbers?

While Im totally guilty when I waited tables...the reason it doesnt work is because busy places like at a bar, you have people who wander. Not everyone has a seat. So you find something descriptive about them that you can remember them by. 3 fat girls is descriptive

[idrivea4banger]

They give great head.

[Torinoman]

They give great head.

Not always, but they are much more eager to please

[grove rat]

Man, I thought cooter and seb where the only ones that like chubby girls.

add me to that list

[HarrisonTX]

Same thing happened to me when I waited tables. I put "asian family" and they got bent out of shape.

I don't fucking get it.
it's simply a description. Own it.
If you're fat, you're fat. it's simply a word that described. Own it.

An Asian family got offended by the word "Asian"? Thsts fucking bull shit.

I like this Jeff guy. Jeff, you're a true bro.

[HarrisonTX]

Oh btw. I saw the birches, and one is gigantic, with majorly tight clothing.

[SS Junk]

[whitetrash]

They give great head.

Cuz they hungry

[fst_stng]

Oh waaaaaahh! Were the bitches fat? If so, fuck them. Charge an additional 50% for premature seat wear.

[grove rat]

oh no them bitches too big for me.. but they are stupid for getting so upset. dont like getting called fat? do like i did and lose weight, if you have discipline it's not hard

[Cooter]

I'd say the bill was accurate

[talisman]

Them's some beefalos. I'm surprised their bill was so small.