ive had wine and i got mental hospital fun....

[Frank]

Let me tell you something.....you truly put your life in God's hands when you let a large viking in a diaper put you in a headlock designed to snap your neck and you trust him not to.

Quote of the entire thread right there!

[Jester]

funny how that all works, huh..

good for you, homie.

you got that right! thanks bro!

[Fern]

the new wife picked me up and put me back together after all the fun ended.

Final determination was that I was improperly diagnosed with being bipolar and they had me on the wrong meds. they got me off that shit and away from my old stresses.....and wambam, just a normal guy. I dont take any meds now and am completely "fine."

the job i had, the wife i had, and the schedule i was trying to maintain coupled with meds i shouldnt have been on had me stressed to the max. the family saw this and asked me to go in for help and i did. plain and simple.

funny how that all works, huh..

good for you, homie.

[Jester]

the new wife picked me up and put me back together after all the fun ended.

Final determination was that I was improperly diagnosed with being bipolar and they had me on the wrong meds. they got me off that shit and away from my old stresses.....and wambam, just a normal guy. I dont take any meds now and am completely "fine."

the job i had, the wife i had, and the schedule i was trying to maintain coupled with meds i shouldnt have been on had me stressed to the max. the family saw this and asked me to go in for help and i did. plain and simple.

[Randy]

So how does the new wife fit into all this?

Beat me to it.... I was about to ask the same damn thing.

[Vertnut]

So how does the new wife fit into all this? What was their final determination on your "mental health"?

[Jester]

Im not exactly sure why you would smuggle anything up your ass into the hospital unless maybe you were a drug addict or something.

My roommate was an older guy with a wheelchair that had sever depression and was turning quickly into an alcoholic back home. I enjoyed trying to learn how to do a wheelie in the wheelchair and got dumped on my ass quite a few times. he taught me how to build a house of cards. was badass watching him do that.

[Jester]

All "we take pride in our dysfunctions, eat our young, show no mercy" forum bullshit aside I'm glad you found what you needed in there, and it sounds like you were able to help some others (even if just temporarily) in the process.

Thank you sir!

[Jester]

Jester, you ever thought about writing a book?

I have had a few people ask me that. Maybe I should.

[SS Junk]

I said hello to every nurse that walked by with a smile on my face.

In my nervous hospital experience these were the ones that would jack off and rub their expulsion all over themselves and beg for you to shake their hand or touch them in some way.

[LS1Goat]

Interesting read thus far.

[Sleeper]

El Camino!!!

[Silverback]

the real question for Levi is, what DIDN'T he put in his ass...

[bcoop]

I'd like to know what you smuggled in, in your ass.


A relative used to do security, or whatever you want to call it, at a mental hospital. At least once a day, someone was trying to smuggle something in, in their ass.

[Silverback]

$10 says none of this actually happened, Jester just sat in a corner thinking it happened while drooling on himself

This!

Those were some damn fine meds he was on, he dreamed the whole scenario up while drooling on his tighty whities rocking back in forth in the corner!