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    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.

    What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'

    HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Wanna see my care face???

  • #2
    lol

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    • #3
      Welcome to 2002.
      Originally posted by BradM
      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
      Originally posted by Leah
      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by bcoop View Post
        Welcome to 2002.
        You jelly? lol
        Wanna see my care face???

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        • #5
          This thread is bullshit, nobody drinks Miller Lite!

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          • #6
            Wrong forum..

            Oh, wait...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Chili View Post
              Wrong forum..

              Oh, wait...
              I still post in that forum all the time.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Mike View Post
                This thread is bullshit, nobody drinks Miller Lite!
                Au contraire, said every college slut, ever.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                  Welcome to 2002.
                  Always thought that was the first joke ever posted on the interweb?

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