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[Bassics]

[Snatch Napkin]

The friendliest ghost has returned!!

Good to know!

[Bassics]

Assumption? I thought the Bible was pretty clear on how to treat your fellow man, especially on this holy day of celebration. No need to respond to someone trying to help you with such vitriol. This is why you're going to hell.

Well now that you bring that up, there is precedent for jews at this time of year to hunt down and slaughter all newborn males.

Outside of this particular season, there is still plenty of precedent for slaughtering anyone who disagrees with you, and slamming the skulls of their infants onto rocks.

And of course there is the springtime tradition of forgiving theives and setting them free while condemning pacifists to slow torture and eventual painful death.

There is however a documented story of one parent who is considered a role model, who was extremely eager to slaughter his own child because voices in his head told him too, but set that eagerness aside when those same voices told him "nvrmnd j/k" so I guess trolling is definitely supported.

[BMCSean]

You must have missed the part where they were in full body casts knocking on deaths door for like a hour... And have now been released home.

Yeah, this story stinks of misinformation!

[71chevellejohn]

The longer this goes, the more your story starts falling apart. Come to think of it I have a friend who works for CareFlite, I wonder what his schedule was like a few days ago.



I'm going to be nice and assume that there actually is a friend and there was an offroad excursion. Yet, derpstang knew that some guy losing control while at 55-60 on a country road out in the middle of nowhere isn't really post worthy, so lets double...no triple the speed, add in careflight (helicopters are cool) and some medical tech like MRI and ICU.

I find that to be faaaaar more likely a scenario than two nitwits offroading a car at triple digit speeds into trees and fences while coming away relatively unscathed.

You must have missed the part where they were in full body casts knocking on deaths door for like a hour... And have now been released home.

[SS Junk]

Says the guy who moved out of state after getting his ass beat. Sure thing pal.

Didn't move because of that, sissy. I was in DFW for quite awhile after that "incident." It's the same noise with you. You come in late to the party and mouth how you can take care of things yet never do. Just hush, Gertrude Sissypants.

[Binky]

The longer this goes, the more your story starts falling apart. Come to think of it I have a friend who works for CareFlite, I wonder what his schedule was like a few days ago.

My guess is he was on the straight going 150mph on the straight, went into the turn around 120-130, and then went on his off road tour for the couple/few hundred feet.

I'm going to be nice and assume that there actually is a friend and there was an offroad excursion. Yet, derpstang knew that some guy losing control while at 55-60 on a country road out in the middle of nowhere isn't really post worthy, so lets double...no triple the speed, add in careflight (helicopters are cool) and some medical tech like MRI and ICU.

I find that to be faaaaar more likely a scenario than two nitwits offroading a car at triple digit speeds into trees and fences while coming away relatively unscathed.

[racrguy]

You have never broken anything off other than a fingernail chicken pecking on that keyboard, sissy.

Says the guy who moved out of state after getting his ass beat. Sure thing pal.

[Baron Von Crowder]

The site is a matter of minutes from my house. I'll go out there and measure the distance from start to finish, count the number of tee posts were uprooted, and number of smacked/uprooted trees.
My guess is he was on the straight going 150mph on the straight, went into the turn around 120-130, and then went on his off road tour for the couple/few hundred feet.

I stated facts that were given to me, I didn't make them up. Did I care to pick them apart? No, I simply put them there.

You assumed they were facts, and posted them justly.

[SS Junk]

... Christians... Bible... God's... Christian...

All capitalized. I dunno... starting to wonder about this Atheist business you've been fronting...

Thank the fuck Christ I didn't have to break it off in that holier than thou born again Christian's ass.

You have never broken anything off other than a fingernail chicken pecking on that keyboard, sissy.

[The King]

lol @ racrguy trying to make it look like I was arguing the facts.

That racrboy is hardly fit to be saying anything in this thread, crapstang, given that he knows nothing about the thread topic. Googling to make himself look knowledgable here is failing as usual.

[crapstang]

The site is a matter of minutes from my house. I'll go out there and measure the distance from start to finish, count the number of tee posts were uprooted, and number of smacked/uprooted trees.
My guess is he was on the straight going 150mph on the straight, went into the turn around 120-130, and then went on his off road tour for the couple/few hundred feet.

I stated facts that were given to me, I didn't make them up. Did I care to pick them apart? No, I simply put them there.

[racrguy]

lol @ racrguy trying to make it look like I was arguing the facts.

You weren't arguing the facts, because clearly you haven't the slightest idea what the fuck you're talking about. You spewed bullshit, and were quickly corrected by people who do know what the fuck they're talking about. Not much of an argument to be had there, now is there?

-220 feet per second (150 mph) per second acceleration is just under 7 Gs. 150 to 0 mph in 1.5 seconds (linearly) is about 4.5 Gs.

4-5 g's if it were smooth deceleration, no more than a fighter landing on an aircract carrier, but that doesn't account for multiple abrupt tree smacks.

Thanks fellas.

[crapstang]

lol @ racrguy trying to make it look like I was arguing the facts.