Beware your first 2013 paycheck

Am I the only one here that simply upped my 401k contribution by 2% when they first made this cut? Sucks to be y'all.

[kpc01]

Just got my first stub for the year. Overall between federal and SS I am out $82 bucks so looking at a little over $160 a month out of my pocket. Thats ridiculous. Thats just out of my paycheck but even together the wife and I are nowhere near the "rich" $250k mark

It was a good one. We had names for everybody that came around that we didn't like. Some dude named bob was called "Bob on a knob". This little nerdy fucker was Stewart so we called him "Stewart little". Then we had this guy named frank that was annoying as hell so he was "Frank and beans" ROFL. He hated that.

[94form2000z]

Wait a second... back in the day we used to know a girl named Leah. Big crackhead. Called her:

Gonorrhea Leah.

That wouldn't be you, would it?

LOL oh man, when you bite you just break it off, don't ya.

[SMEGMA STENCH]

It was a good one. We had names for everybody that came around that we didn't like. Some dude named bob was called "Bob on a knob". This little nerdy fucker was Stewart so we called him "Stewart little". Then we had this guy named frank that was annoying as hell so he was "Frank and beans" ROFL. He hated that.

[Roscoe]

Gonorrhea Leah.

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhh Snap.

[SMEGMA STENCH]

Wait a second... back in the day we used to know a girl named Leah. Big crackhead. Called her:

Gonorrhea Leah.

That wouldn't be you, would it?

[Binky]

It was multifaceted - I think thats why it caught on so well.

[bcoop]

There's a reason some of us call her Snaggle.

I was under the impression that nickname had nothing to do with her teeth...

[Binky]

[racrguy]

She's pulling your leg - she's only got one tooth, all the rest fell out years ago.

This.

There's a reason some of us call her Snaggle.

[Binky]

You don't need teeth?

She's pulling your leg - she's only got one tooth, all the rest fell out years ago.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Yeah, but I'm fond of my teeth. When I heard about the benefits of weight loss, I almost took up the habit, but fuck a bunch of hair and teeth falling out.

You don't need teeth?

[Leah]

Fuck... You should think about crack. I hear it's cheaper.

Yeah, but I'm fond of my teeth. When I heard about the benefits of weight loss, I almost took up the habit, but fuck a bunch of hair and teeth falling out.

[Roscoe]

OR ME!!

I only go through $30 a week.

Fuck... You should think about crack. I hear it's cheaper.