Need info on a child molester

[mikec]

Speaking of molesters....

http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/Dallas-restaurant-executive-accused-of-kidnap-sex-assault-boy-187958901.html

0_o

No one is talking about molesters in this abomination of a thread.

And I'm surprised the fat bastard didn't eat the poor kid!

And seriously, whoever is tagging my wife, please show some class. Mods, please look those up for me, who is the culprit? That is a new low guys. Seriously. Sean, is that you doing that shit?

[bcoop]

Speaking of molesters....

http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/Dallas-restaurant-executive-accused-of-kidnap-sex-assault-boy-187958901.html

0_o

I'm claiming an extra 1/4" so I don't have to associate with you short assholes!

Subway has your back.

[racrguy]

I'm claiming an extra 1/4" so I don't have to associate with you short assholes!

That's like Don trying to claim that he's not legally a midget. Shit just doesn't work.

For some reason, I thought you were a 5'8"er.

Nope, I'm as tall as Jared but not as stocky.

[Big A]

I thought it was wayyyy past time for this thing to lose some steam.

I guess I'm just getting tired of seeing people fuck with each other for no reason other than to belittle one another and amuse themselves.

This.

[Sean88gt]

Triplets

For some reason, I thought you were a 5'8"er.

[jluv]

Triplets

I'm claiming an extra 1/4" so I don't have to associate with you short assholes!

[racrguy]

We're height brothers!

Triplets

[BradM]

I has 6'5"

We're height brothers!

Everyone went to bed. I went balls deep in a new Max Barry novel. We now return you to normal programming, already in progress...

[CRASH]

Man...this thing ground to a snail's pace.

I thought it was wayyyy past time for this thing to lose some steam.

I guess I'm just getting tired of seeing people fuck with each other for no reason other than to belittle one another and amuse themselves.

[Leah]

Are you sure you aren't gay?

Jewhomobro?

Are you sure you aren't gay?

Only problem I have ever had with you was Steve's nuts resting on your chin, which I said earlier to him in that text. Then I said something about you liking to tickle your tonsils with his protuberance...

At any rate, you ain't nothing to me but a place for Steve to rest his nuts. Every time I see you post, I get this visual of you, with Steve's big blob of a butt, in front of your face.

Yeah, guess you're not used to looking at the ass side, maybe just the Fat Upper Penis Area? FUPA fo life!

Had I realized that would be your point of view, I would have rephrased it...

The glove was thrown long before that. Fuck him. He has nothing but a red spot on his chin and a mushroom stamp on his forehead...

When you have nothing but a dick in your mouth and nuts resting on your chin you do what you do.

Would it have anything to do with the mushroom stamp on your forehead?

[Pro88LX]

Not to mention, 15 miles in the Bay area = 90 minutes.

38 miles for me in 90 minutes. its usually more like 60 minutes but the weather was shit today

[TX_92_Notch]

I can't believe I actually read this thread...