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  • #31
    Originally posted by racrguy View Post
    So, let's say there's a cop standing on the side of the road, I think it is reasonable for a person to not notice the cop telling said person to pull into a parking lot.
    They will usually do it at an intersection. Catch the people who's light just turned green, this way they have just started accelerating but have not reached a speed in which they are not able to notice/slow down.

    They also love to do this in School zones as everyone is already creeping through. They are ballsy too, will walk right out in front of you and you had better stop...lol

    The intersection search will happen every now and then…

    Just to give you an idea, I was sitting outside my buddies house one day waiting for him to come out. Another friend had parked in the driveway of the neighbors house (for sale). Long story short, cops show up to inq. what the guy was doing in the neighbors drive way, noticed me in my car, not in front of the same house, and involved me with the questioning.

    Needless to say, they asked to search me, I allowed which is actually a first. Never had to open my mouth or have someone rip the soles out of my shoes before. Anyways, the officer asked me if he could search my car, I told him no, he asked me why and I told him because it was dirty…he did not like that but then I have no violations…EVER, and I had nothing on me during the body search.

    For the next 2 weeks, every time I passed this officer on the street he pulled me over. After the 5th time of being pulled over by him it finally stopped. He got me for no insurance card although we both were familiar with each other and he knew I had insurance, he still busted me for not having the card.

    I guess he just could not handle being told ‘no’ and made it his personal mission to write me up for something…GOOD LUCK IN IRVING
    Originally posted by Sean88gt
    You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
    Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
    You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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    • #32
      Irving PD used to do that pretty regularly at Rochelle and 114. Mainly for speeding. One guy would stand on the side of the road and another would be partially hidden with a radar gun. If they tagged you the cop would walk right out into your lane and point you over to the side.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Trip McNeely View Post
        I had a cop on a motorcycle do that to me on I-35 @ Manana before. He walks out into the left lane and waves me down. I pull over and this black BMW pull over behind me, he tells me he was waving the BMW down, I could go. I was relieved but at the same time was like, what a fucking idiot to step out on a highway to wave people down to write tickets.
        And you had better belive that if you were 'unable' to stop, you might as well have shot the officer. No liability on his part, would be 100% your deal
        Originally posted by Sean88gt
        You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
        Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
        You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
          A seat belt fine is almost as much....$150 for driver and $104 for pass front or back
          They gotta get that money!

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          • #35
            All of those shenanigans sound like a great way to get hit. If they did, and they were doing dumb shit like walking out into moving traffic I'd have no sympathy.

            Originally posted by Stanger View Post
            They gotta get that money!
            Did you just come from Canada?

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Chili View Post
              Irving PD used to do that pretty regularly at Rochelle and 114. Mainly for speeding. One guy would stand on the side of the road and another would be partially hidden with a radar gun. If they tagged you the cop would walk right out into your lane and point you over to the side.
              Yep, I got tagged right there at that office building on the corner one day. This mother fucker jumped out of the bushes right in front of me. He's lucky I saw him. I had to lock them up to not hit his stupid ass.
              Originally posted by BradM
              But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
              Originally posted by Leah
              In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                Yep, I got tagged right there at that office building on the corner one day. This mother fucker jumped out of the bushes right in front of me. He's lucky I saw him. I had to lock them up to not hit his stupid ass.
                This made my laugh...I could just picture it....lol
                Originally posted by Sean88gt
                You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Stanger View Post
                  They gotta get that money!
                  Sweet avatar pic
                  Originally posted by Sean88gt
                  You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                  Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                  You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                  • #39
                    I was in a school zone and saw a motorjock in the median looking my direction. After 15 seconds I see a officer appear in the street and is telling the car next to me to pull over on the side street. I look down the street and saw 7 other cars sitting there waiting for their citations. Funny thing was both motorjocks were black

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by racrguy View Post
                      And the cities wonder why people aren't paying their fines...
                      I went three years without writing a traffic citation once. If a guy has to pick whether he's going to pay a ticket or feed his family, there's something wrong.

                      But that's just me. There's still plenty who think nothing of blowing through a ticket book in two days.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Trip McNeely View Post
                        I had a cop on a motorcycle do that to me on I-35 @ Manana before. He walks out into the left lane and waves me down. I pull over and this black BMW pull over behind me, he tells me he was waving the BMW down, I could go. I was relieved but at the same time was like, what a fucking idiot to step out on a highway to wave people down to write tickets.
                        Same thing happened to me. Was in my bitchin' '85 Camaro doing 80mph in a 65 and noticed one of Nebraska's finest on my bumper. He passes me, motions me to follow him and he goes off doing at least a 100. A few miles I run into a stop and go backup. Lo and behold this dipshit is standing in the middle of the freeway directing traffic and motions for me and another car to pull over. Cocksucker had a 65mph freeway at a standstill for two cars.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
                          Same thing happened to me. Was in my bitchin' '85 Camaro doing 80mph in a 65 and noticed one of Nebraska's finest on my bumper. He passes me, motions me to follow him and he goes off doing at least a 100. A few miles I run into a stop and go backup. Lo and behold this dipshit is standing in the middle of the freeway directing traffic and motions for me and another car to pull over. Cocksucker had a 65mph freeway at a standstill for two cars.
                          LOL, I just picture Joe Dirt
                          Originally posted by Sean88gt
                          You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                          Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                          You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
                            LOL, I just picture Joe Dirt
                            I had the stereotype down to a science.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
                              Sweet avatar pic


                              I hope he'll come here one day and see it and be weirded out. And then appalled. And then frustrated. Then angry.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
                                Shit is old but I never forget....

                                http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/sear...archid=3004449

                                I can't view the thread there. It appears to be deleted now. Gotta love the Canucks.

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