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  • Anyone looking for a new pen pal?




    Michael Anthony Collis, 25, Nicholas Allen Manning, 23, and Christina Maria Garcia, 24, robbed the grower at gunpoint of cash, marijuana and other items.

    Friends and Penpals/maybe more - w4m - 26 (wilsonville)


    age : 26 body : hwp height : 5'3" (160cm) status : single

    Hi, my name is Christina Garcia. The good news is that I'm cute and more fun than a barrel of monkeys. The bad news is that I'm incarcerated at Coffee Creek Correctional Facility. On a serious note, I'm 26, 5ft 3, 120# with brown hair and eyes. I've never been married and have no kids. I love to dance, laugh and travel. I love the outdoors and love animals. I'm looking for a long term relationship with someone who loves to laugh as much as I do and will be supportive of me and the good changes I am making in my life. I don't have access to the internet but you can write to me at:
    Christina Garcia
    CCCF 17129701
    24499 SW Grahams Ferry Rd
    Wilsonville Or 97070-7523
    • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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    • If she doesn't have access to the internet, then how did she post an ad on Craigslist?

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      • Originally posted by Phoenix View Post
        Anyone looking for a new pen pal?
        I wonder when her release date is set for? A long-term relationship for her long-term incarceration?

        Originally posted by talisman View Post
        If she doesn't have access to the internet, then how did she post an ad on Craigslist?
        Their corrections officer person in charge or their counselor will oftentimes do that, same as the old ads in newspapers etc.
        Originally posted by PGreenCobra
        I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
        Originally posted by Trip McNeely
        Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
        dont downshift!!
        Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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        • Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
          I wonder when her release date is set for? A long-term relationship for her long-term incarceration?



          Their corrections officer person in charge or their counselor will oftentimes do that, same as the old ads in newspapers etc.
          she only got a year in the pokey.
          "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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          • Dear Christina,

            Does your correctional facility allow conjugal visits?

            Sincerely,
            C.J.
            "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
            "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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            • Originally posted by CJ View Post
              Dear Christina,

              Does your correctional facility allow conjugal visits?

              Sincerely,
              C.J.
              Screen shot saved for future blackmail.

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              • Originally posted by CJ View Post
                Dear Christina,

                Does your correctional facility allow conjugal visits?

                Sincerely,
                C.J.
                When I worked for TDCJ I used to do work overtime at the womens facility in Gatesville. I though the men were bad. Holy shit those bitches are nasty as fuck. They are unclean and smell like something from th depths of hell. The worst part is that when they are around each other that long they usually get on the same cycle. We spent a lot of time moving them around so there wasn't an entire pod of them on the rag at one time.

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                • Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View Post
                  Screen shot saved for future blackmail.
                  Blackmail threat saved for future retaliation.
                  "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                  "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                  • Originally posted by venom View Post
                    when i worked for tdcj i used to do work overtime at the womens facility in gatesville. I though the men were bad. Holy shit those bitches are nasty as fuck. They are unclean and smell like something from th depths of hell. The worst part is that when they are around each other that long they usually get on the same cycle. We spent a lot of time moving them around so there wasn't an entire pod of them on the rag at one time.
                    lol
                    "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                    "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                    • Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                      she only got a year in the pokey.
                      And by pokey you mean........?

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                      • Originally posted by CJ View Post
                        Blackmail threat saved for future retaliation.
                        Retaliation threat saved for future double retaliation.

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                        • Originally posted by Venom View Post
                          And by pokey you mean........?
                          blowing guards for internet access.
                          "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                            • ^ I gave you one job...

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                              • Originally posted by cool cat View Post
                                ^ I gave you one job...
                                And he gives you 3/4's of a thumbs up. Or is that the signal for 1pm?

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