Craigslist stories, deals, and whores

[Ted]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4477026055.html

Diggin the scene with the gangsta lean

[Baron Von Crowder]

Diggin the scene with the gangsta lean

Ya car was fly in the hood but my candy paint just wet ya flames
I'm sittin on 22 inch baby sitters babelous threatin ya name
Forgot to change the diaper so when I crept in the lane I left a stain
Everytime it rains, paint drips It makes a mess and I get the blame
My TV's are the pet I train I can make em roll over and play dead
My car was blue on the freeway
but when I stopped at the light it changed to red

[bcoop]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4477026055.html

A buddy of mine bought a 7x Cutlass vert a few years ago at Barrett Jackson, that was Percy Harvin's car. It is the definition of a donked out hoo ride, imo. It's ugly as shit, rims too big, some ridiculous interior, and an obnoxious stereo. But this guy has a weird obsession with the car. Whatever he sees in it, I sure don't. He swears he won't ever sell it, either. He's a coonass Mississippi boy, so maybe that has something to do with it. It cracks me the fuck up, though. He's a middle aged white man, very successful, and has a pretty impressive collection.

[CJ]

A buddy of mine bought a 7x Cutlass vert a few years ago at Barrett Jackson, that was Percy Harvin's car. It is the definition of a donked out hoo ride, imo. It's ugly as shit, rims too big, some ridiculous interior, and an obnoxious stereo. But this guy has a weird obsession with the car. Whatever he sees in it, I sure don't. He swears he won't ever sell it, either. He's a coonass Mississippi boy, so maybe that has something to do with it. It cracks me the fuck up, though. He's a middle aged white man, very successful, and has a pretty impressive collection.

This it?

[bcoop]

This it?

Yep. I could have sworn it had a different interior. Maybe he's done that since he bought it, I'm not sure.

[talisman]

I didn't think there was a way to make an Olds Muscle Car any uglier.

[CJ]

It really doesn't look that bad, change the springs and wheels and it's a pretty nice car.

[dblack1]

I drive that with nothing more than a hood, ride height, and wheel change. I'd also paint the trunk while at it to remove the stripes.

It is one of the cleanest examples I have seen of a donk over all.

[bcoop]

It really doesn't look that bad, change the springs and wheels and it's a pretty nice car.

I drive that with nothing more than a hood, ride height, and wheel change. I'd also paint the trunk while at it to remove the stripes.

It is one of the cleanest examples I have seen of a donk over all.

It's still a donk though, and I think it is hideous, personally. The guy has good taste in his cars and has some really nice ones, this one just threw me for a loop. He's got several Corvettes, a Viper GTS, Factory 5 Cobra replica, Karmann Ghia (wife's), 55 Bel Air, etc. this one just doesn't fit. Haha.


The build was quality, every nut and bolt was new, etc. just ugly More here.

http://www.barrett-jackson.com/Events/Home/Archive?browse=False#139046f

[LaserSVT]

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/cto/4528524192.html

1989 Mustang 5.0. One of a kind! 24k miles, 5 speed. This is one of 8 Piranha's that were built in 1990. 30k or best offer. Trades will be considered. Please only serious inquiries!

[CJ]

i do not approve.

[mstng86]

Well would you look at that

[crapstang]

Turdple paint

[BradM]

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/cto/4528524192.html

1989 Mustang 5.0. One of a kind! 24k miles, 5 speed. This is one of 8 Piranha's that were built in 1990. 30k or best offer. Trades will be considered. Please only serious inquiries!

I think they meant to call it a pariah.

[4EyedTurd]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/4500700097.html

I wonder if that's Tad from the old board