DammitSteve now stiffing waiters?

[grove rat]

Those are two different writing styles.

agree. also looks like the inks are different too?

*DFWM writing dectectives at work.. stand back*

[Cobraman]

I've never waited tables before but if there's a big table, that's lots of people and they're having to devote quite a bit of time to just your table, so they aren't available to wait other tables hence losing out on possible tips. I don't see a problem with mandatory tipping amounts as long as it's reasonable.

Wins my vote

[BMCSean]

Eric is busy playing Angry Birds, is there something the Assistant can help you with?

Sure, Stevo and Magnus are having a lovers quarrel in front of my table and now I have lost my appetite. I need a refund or a clever one liner immediately. Don't force me to get corporate involved.

[CexMashean]

This is true, but I dont slip a bill to my customer if I half ass paint a house.

This logic does not apply to the food service industry in the slightest.

[racrguy]

I've never waited tables before but if there's a big table, that's lots of people and they're having to devote quite a bit of time to just your table, so they aren't available to wait other tables hence losing out on possible tips. I don't see a problem with mandatory tipping amounts as long as it's reasonable.

[scootro]

went to a bbq joint in denver, co. that charged us (a party of 5) 20% gratuity! we were pissed off and it wasn't very good the shit was cold

[BlackSnake]

That's when you get the Manager involved.

This is true, but I dont slip a bill to my customer if I half ass paint a house.

I need to speak to Eric please.

Eric is busy playing Angry Birds, is there something the Assistant can help you with?

[BMCSean]

That's when you get the Manager involved.

I need to speak to Eric please.

Still doesn't make it right. What if the service sucked ass, and you have to pay the 18% gratuity?

That's when you get the Manager involved.

[BlackSnake]

You realize this is a common practice for tables of eight or more at pretty much every restaurant since the dawn of time, right?

Still doesn't make it right. What if the service sucked ass, and you have to pay the 18% gratuity?

[stevo]

Yea, that sounds about right.

Probably better than the std infested lot lizards you deal with though. I can imagine the tips must be small at waffle house for a party of fat anyways.

Been happily married for 17 years, but keep telling yourself that if it makes your loneliness more bearable.

Stevo

[CexMashean]

You sound lonely and bitter, maybe you should look her/them up, she/they may give you a pity fuck.

Stevo

Yea, that sounds about right.

Probably better than the std infested lot lizards you deal with though. I can imagine the tips must be small at waffle house for a party of fat anyways.

[stevo]

I'm sure your fat ass eats enough for a party of 8 anyways.

I dumped her. She was costing me too much at restaurants.

You sound lonely and bitter, maybe you should look her/them up, she/they may give you a pity fuck.

Stevo

[Big A]

Yeah, but how did 8 people eat for $34.93? 6 or more at some places

The check was split, it's 8 per table, not per check.