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  • 4th grader wins science fair with an ounce of cocaine.

    All the nuts roll down hill to Florida.


    In an early bid for Father of the Year, a Miami police detective allowed his 10-year-old daughter to use three drug-sniffing dogs and an ounce of cocaine for a science fair project, according to the Miami Herald.

    Douglas Bartelt, a detective with the Miami-Dade Police Narcotics Bureau, provided his daughter, Emma, with three detector canines and 28 grams of cocaine (street value: approximately $1,300) for her entry into Coral Gables Preparatory Academy's annual science fair.

    Not surprisingly, she won. The first-place honor gave Emma an automatic entry into the Miami -Dade Elementary Schools Science Fair, where her drug-sniffing project earned an honorable mention.

    “The purpose for this scientific investigation was to find which dog would find the cocaine fastest using it’s [sic] sense of smell,” the fourth-grader wrote in the abstract for her project, titled "Drug Sniffing Dogs."

    Bartelt, according to the Miami Herald, fellow detective William Pedraja and Sgt. Samantha Machado provided the dogs (a springer spaniel named Roger; Levi, a golden retriever; and Franky, a retired chocolate labrador) and the cocaine. (Franky showed he's still got the touch, locating the illegal substance in 43 seconds.)

    Emma's mother, Michelle Bartelt, said the experiment was her daughter's idea and that Emma was under constant supervision and "did not touch the cocaine."

    “[Doug] handled the drugs,” she said. “He’s always very meticulous about how he handles drugs.”

    John Schuster, a spokesman for the school district, issued a statement saying the project, while unusual, did not violate any of the science fair's rules—and that cocaine is not a specifically banned substance.

    “The student’s science project involved a very unusual set of circumstances, including having a parent who is a well-respected police detective with experience in training dogs that sniff for illegal substances," Schuster's statement read. "From our understanding, the parent was the only person involved in working directly with the dogs and the hidden substances, which took place at a police training facility.”

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    John Schuster, a spokesman for the school district, issued a statement saying the project, while unusual, did not violate any of the science fair's rules—and that cocaine is not a specifically banned substance.



    Oh, that's good to know!

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    • #3
      Cocains a hell of a drug....
      .....bro....

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      • #4
        That's kinda fucked up. Almost as bad as if Bill Nye's kid entered a science fair with his/her father doing all the work and winning. Bad form Douglas. Bad form.
        "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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        • #5
          in other news.... Jr took home honorable mention with his Nazi Cold Cook entry.

          god bless.
          It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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          • #6
            So let's make cocaine legal too!

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            • #7
              C-c-c-c-cocaine!? Dr. Rockso approves.

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              • #8
                Florida snow baby ! I do miss my bugar sugar rich youth in S. Florida ! LOL
                Big Rooster Racing

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums View Post
                  C-c-c-c-cocaine!? Dr. Rockso approves.
                  Hey man, don't be a dick. Be a dude!

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                  • #10
                    "The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs."

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by diablo rojo View Post
                      "The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by CWO View Post
                        So much irony there....

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                        • #13
                          Isn't there usually a cap on what you can spend for the project? The training of just one dog has to beat it by far.

                          And where exactly was the science in this anyways?
                          Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                          • #14
                            The kid that won at my daughter's school a few years ago cultivated E-Coli....they let that shit in the school. Where was the fair? In the cafeteria, of course!

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                            • #15
                              Selective enforcement for the fail.
                              Full time ninja editor.

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