Taxes

[slow99]

Please tell me that no one really lets you deduct all that shit.

Surely, train money is enough to trigger the AMT.

[Mike]

I paid slow99 to do my taxes!

[Slowhand]

TurboTax, I'm getting back $7150. Been using it for years and it works great, no sense in giving hundreds to someone to do something I can do on my own for $30.

Getting back $7150?! Adjust your withholding exemptions, holmes!

Surely, train money is enough to trigger the AMT.

I can guaran-damn-tee it if he makes as much money as he says he does. Lot of wasted effort. But his special railroad CPA is running straight to the bank with free, bullshit billable hours like that!

Also, fuck AMT.

[slow99]

I paid slow99 to do my taxes!

If you saw how much I paid in, you would NOT do that.

[Nash B.]

Getting back $7150?! Adjust your withholding exemptions, holmes!

Fuck that, dude. $7150 once a year is better than 26 individual payments of $275.

[Nash B.]

If you saw how much I paid in, you would NOT do that.

[slow99]

Getting back $7150?! Adjust your withholding exemptions, holmes!



I can guaran-damn-tee it if he makes as much money as he says he does. Lot of wasted effort. But his special railroad CPA is running straight to the bank with free, bullshit billable hours like that!

Also, fuck AMT.

Yep yep, amt fucked me last year and this year.

[Slowhand]

Fuck that, dude. $7150 once a year is better than 26 individual payments of $275.

Bro, with interest rates this high you can't afford to not have that money sitting in a high-yield savings account! .1%, sucka!

[Slowhand]

Yep yep, amt fucked me last year and this year.

At least you're not hovering right around it. A couple of the seniors I worked with that just got promoted got a raise right up into the crosshairs of AMT, which helped curb what should have been a nice raise into a small annual bonus.