Jacked up night

[Forever_frost]

The USA was founded by pussies who ran away from the old world by your logic. And the shit has not hit the fan. Remember reading about how Henry David Thoreau went to jail for not paying a tax to fund what he saw as a corrupt and shitty government with morals that were not in line with his own? This journey is my little version of that.

Are you going to engage in combat with the occupying forces in order to drive them from your new home? If not, you are nothing like our Founders.

[Forever_frost]

why didnt you just move to germany you neo pussy, you went to the softest place you could find, cause you have no sense of the real world. i lost all respect for you when you bitched about having to drive home from baylor in your z06 with your saint bernard in the hatch. choke on a dick.

frost i dont have your back on this one, i just like you a little more than this child.

Yeah, on this one I'm calling a cease fire between us.

[Forever_frost]

Would have loved to move to Germany but my skills with the German language are very limited. Was pretty much stuck with the Anglosphere or somewhere in South America.

And lol @ Australia being soft. This is literally the most dangerous and inhospitable continent on this planet.

Not true. Try Antarctica.

[scootro]

You should put "I got shot in the head once while in the military" in your sig so as to eliminate the need to make threads like this.

and he gets a free pass to post whatever the fuck he wants on here! you have no right to say other wise.

[Moose242]

Are you going to engage in combat with the occupying forces in order to drive them from your new home? If not, you are nothing like our Founders.

I would engage in combat and fly back if there was open warfare back in the States. Problem is that there isn't. People have too high a standard of living to rise up, and all your money goes to people who get to lounge around all day on the dole. Fuck that.

[Moose242]

Not true. Try Antarctica.

Pardon, permanently inhabited coninent.

[ceyko]

Oh shit, it's going to be a bad day when I actually laughed at a naynay post.

[stevo]

Oh shit, it's going to be a bad day when I actually laughed at a naynay post.

Lol.

Stevo

[DallasSleeper]

People have too high a standard of living to rise up, and all of your Daddy's money goes to people who get to lounge around all day on the dole. Fuck that.

Fixed it for you

[BERNIE MOSFET]

ABSOLUTELY THE MOST 100% ANTI-CLIMACTIC STORY TELLER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

And those are my exciting stories...

[347Mike]

And those are my exciting stories...

Atleast he listens to your stories. When I try telling a story it usually involves me starring at the top of Donald's head as he is scrolling through his phone then randomly busting into some bizarre loud strange laugh followed by, look at this!

[90MarkVII]

And lol @ Australia being soft. This is literally the most dangerous and inhospitable continent on this planet.

ONLY if you're out there in the Outback scratching for a living.
Which you are not.
Please stay out of my country, please go ahead and renounce your citizenship, please stop breathing my air.

[BERNIE MOSFET]

Atleast he listens to your stories. When I try telling a story it usually involves me starring at the top of Donald's head as he is scrolling through his phone then randomly busting into some bizarre loud strange laugh followed by, look at this!

He has the attention span of a 4 year old. You have to fit your stories between his random thought patterns, which cycle somewhere between 17 and 39 seconds long.

Makes for some really anticlimactic stories, but you'll fit them in to his available bandwidth.

[naynay]

he has the wingspan of a 4 year old!

[DON SVO]

Atleast he listens to your stories. When I try telling a story it usually involves me starring at the top of Donald's head as he is scrolling through his phone then randomly busting into some bizarre loud strange laugh followed by, look at this!

He has the attention span of a 4 year old. You have to fit your stories between his random thought patterns, which cycle somewhere between 17 and 39 seconds long.

Makes for some really anticlimactic stories, but you'll fit them in to his available bandwidth.

*request* *server* *DON SVO* - Find funny story.

"error 404 Page Not Found"
"error 509 Bandwidth Limit Exceeded"

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