Is There A Limit?

[stevo]

The chic is really cool, independent, good job, cooks, cleans, owns her own home & the best looking one that I have been out with since I've been single in over 2 years. The kids are teens already, she's divorced due to her ex husband cheating on her. Not sure if any of that matters though.

Sounds like it came straight of "40 Year Old Virgin".

Stevo

[Sean88gt]

You have such a charming way with words.

I'm creating theatre of the mind.

[racrguy]

I'm creating theatre of the mind.

Anybody ever tell you that you need to write a book? When I read that I imagined the pains of Anna Paquin trying to jam my junk into the gap of her teeth.

[Sean88gt]

Anybody ever tell you that you need to write a book? When I read that I imagined the pains of Anna Paquin trying to jam my junk into the gap of her teeth.

The edge of the tooth right inside of the pisshole?

And yes, I've been told that.

[Randy]

Especially if they let their kids end up in the hospital with a concussion.

too soon?

[Hobie]

Generally I say 1 is too many, but my cougar lady has 2, but she lives in a different state and I've never met them. Not exactly the same.

[downshift_me]

too soon?

He's being facetious, but not towards me if that makes any sense. He's a good apple.

Generally I say 1 is too many, but my cougar lady has 2, but she lives in a different state and I've never met them. Not exactly the same.

So, you have an internet girlfriend that is old is what you're getting at?

[46Tbird]

So, you have an internet girlfriend that is old is what you're getting at?

What's wrong with that?

[Randy]

I like cereal.

[Hobie]

So, you have an internet girlfriend that is old is what you're getting at?

She says she's a little older than me, but I think she's fibbing a bit. Don't care, she's hot, fit, with fake tits, sex is great, and she flys me places.

My job sucks, trying to get another, and trying to squeeze in a trip to Mexico or Vegas between the two.

[bcoop]

What's wrong with that?

Whatever floats his boat. Some pussy > no pussy. Though, I vehemently disagree that bad pussy is still good pussy.

[Hobie]

Whatever floats his boat. Some pussy > no pussy. Though, I vehemently disagree that bad pussy is still good pussy.

Oh she's not my girlfriend. I'm single here. She's recently divorced, I'm sure she's out sport fucking too.

[Grape]

Not going to the used car lot to find a wife. Just like stray animals, there is a reason they were kicked to the curb.

[Randy]

Oh she's not my girlfriend. I'm single here. She's recently divorced, I'm sure she's out sport fucking too.

I say pics are in order...

[Spritle]