Man killed by... beaver.

[crapstang]

I had a neutered run at me when I was 17-18. My first reaction was to punt. Kicked it square in the face and sent it somersaulting. But on the other hand I got attacked by a demon squirrel one day and the damn thing bit me 20 times before I even realized he was on me.

Furry little bastards. The Willy Wonka story/movie makes me hate them more every time too.

[krazy kris]

He's a dumbass unless you didn't have a hunting license or were inside city limits.

http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/huntwild...n/fur_bearing/

Not inside city limits and I had my hunting license, but he didn't even ask.

[dee]

Hmmm I had a sheriff threaten to arrest me for shooting them in the slough in front of my house. It had damn near chewed through a big ass cotton wood that would have fallen onto my dock/porch.

He's a dumbass unless you didn't have a hunting license or were inside city limits.

http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/huntwild/hunt/season/fur_bearing/

[krazy kris]

It's illegal to kill them and sell the fur for profit unless you have a trappers license. Otherwise Its perfectly legal.

Hmmm I had a sheriff threaten to arrest me for shooting them in the slough in front of my house. It had damn near chewed through a big ass cotton wood that would have fallen onto my dock/porch.

[stephen4785]

I had a neutered run at me when I was 17-18. My first reaction was to punt. Kicked it square in the face and sent it somersaulting. But on the other hand I got attacked by a demon squirrel one day and the damn thing bit me 20 times before I even realized he was on me.

[crapstang]

You do know that shit is illegal? I could care less shoot them all just a heads up.

I'm a thug-neck! Fu' da' gubment
not really, I'll take heed of your warning

[GhostTX]

[racrguy]

Maaan. This sucks, I thought this thread was going to be about snu snu.

[dee]

You do know that shit is illegal? I could care less shoot them all just a heads up.

It's illegal to kill them and sell the fur for profit unless you have a trappers license. Otherwise Its perfectly legal.

[MustangPoser]

I don't know why this made the news, there have been dozens of men killed by beavers in the last year:

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/06/man-dies-during-sex/

http://nehandaradio.com/2011/03/29/man-dies-from-%E2%80%98too-much-sweetness%E2%80%99-during-sex/

http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/nigerian-man-dies-after-his-four-wives-rape-him-.aspx?pageID=500&eid=168

[krazy kris]

That's why I shoot the fuckers.

You do know that shit is illegal? I could care less shoot them all just a heads up.

[46Tbird]

Behold the Cave of Caerbannog!

Right! Keep me covered.

What with?

Just keep me covered.

Too late!

What?

There he is!

Where?

There!

What, behind the beaver?

It IS the beaver.

You silly sod!

What?

You got us all worked up!

Well, that's no ordinary beaver!

Oh.

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

Look, that beaver's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Get stuffed!

He'll do you up a treat, mate.

Oh, yeah?

You mangy Scots git!

I'm warning you!

What's he do, nibble your bum?

He's got huge, sharp… uh... he can leap about! Look at the bones!

Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

Right! Silly little bleeder. One beaver stew comin' right up!

Look!

Aaaugh!

Jesus Christ!

I warned you!

He done it again!

I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little beaver, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them, but do they listen to me?

Oh, shut up!

Right!

Oh, no...

Charge!...

Aaaaugh!.... Run away! Run away!

[CJ-95GT]

The Monty Python rabbit comes to mind. Perhaps it was a rabid beaver.

[Lason]

Men die because of beavers everyday. I am reminded of a "talk" I gave to my boys telling them that I can already predict the dumbest shit they will ever do in life will be done within eye sight of a pretty girl.

[Ratt]

ban beavers!!!

one of my favorite fishing spots. is a little state park in taylor it's very peaceful. and infested with beavers. but i enjoy having em around. they walk or swim right by our feet. i've never had one attack me, always seem friendly! probably because i don't fuck with em.

Hey Eric, I think I found who wrote the article originally.