Pissing Blood

[Baron Von Crowder]

There once was a guy named Sebastian.
He was stubborn and kind of old-fashioned.
He pissed in a goblet,
And every last droplet,
Was red like the color of passion.

Well, this just could not be ignored.
So, he posted a pic on the board.
His girl came home for lunch
She thought it was punch
And now Seb lives upstairs with the Lord.



RIP Sebastian!

ha!

[racrguy]

There once was a guy named Sebastian.
He was stubborn and kind of old-fashioned.
He pissed in a goblet,
And every last droplet,
Was red like the color of passion.

Well, this just could not be ignored.
So, he posted a pic on the board.
His girl came home for lunch
She thought it was punch
And now Seb lives upstairs with the Lord.



RIP Sebastian!

I read that as a customer walked up, he looked at me like I was crazy. Thanks, Jared.

[Zfan]

Pissed blood for a day or two after running a marathon once, ran 5 others and never had the problem again.

[SC457A]

If peeing blood, and a testy hurts, See a Urulogist (sp).... Stones for me have never hurt any testes. Its a different track

[8mpg]

Dude oxy's are your friend! Hydrocodone's did nothing for my stone I had to have the oxy's and it took 5 freakin day's to come out. Even with the oxy's I felt some pain.

pussy

[downshift_me]

One of the chicks at another office keeled over 3 days ago and wound up in surgery with a 2 day stay and a nice scar from a stone. Luckily, the ER was a short wheelchair ride from the office, haha.

[KBScobravert]

Fucking gold in here. Just none in SEB's goblet. hahaha

[bcoop]

pussy

Thankfully I've never had a kidney stone, but isn't oxycodone massive overkill for something like that? I was under the impression oxy was reserved for shit like terminal cancer patients.

[jluv]

Thankfully I've never had a kidney stone, but isn't oxycodone massive overkill for something like that? I was under the impression oxy was reserved for shit like terminal cancer patients.

Heck, I know a guy who got it prescribed for back pain. The dude's not crippled or anything like that.

[LaserSVT]

I used to get Oxy for back pain. I eventually told my doctor to stop and put me back on Vicoden. Damn Oxy screwed me up. LOL

[lowthreeohz]

If peeing blood, and a testy hurts, See a Urulogist (sp).... Stones for me have never hurt any testes. Its a different track

the nut on the side the stone is passing on usually hurts for me.

[SC457A]

Thankfully I've never had a kidney stone, but isn't oxycodone massive overkill for something like that? I was under the impression oxy was reserved for shit like terminal cancer patients.

Stones freakin hurt. I have had broken ribs, collarbone, damn near broke my nose, crushed 7 fingers at different times. I know pain, well kinda, stones have been the worst.

[4eyedwillie]

pussy

Typed by someone that has never had a stone obviously! It freakin hurt even with the oxy. Felt like a 6 inch knife twisting in my kidney.

[scootro]

Get your woman to suck it out.

great minds think alike!

[Hicompression]

How does the pain rate when compared to...say...an arm-bar?