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    WAT?



    Michael Douglas' Throat Cancer Caused By Oral Sex, Not Smoking Or Drinking

    Michael Douglas has opened up about his past diagnosis, revealing that oral sex, not smoking or drinking, caused his type of throat cancer.

    In a candid new interview with U.K.'s The Guardian, Douglas admits that his illness was caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV).

    "Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus," the "Behind the Candelabra" star, 68, explains.

    Douglas, who fought a six-month battle with the disease from August 2010 until January 2011, also confesses that he thought that his battle with cancer would be a fatal one. He says at first he assumed the stress from his son Cameron's legal troubles played a big factor in his sickness.

    "I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer," Douglas, who is married to Catherine Zeta-Jones, notes. "And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."

    The actor has been cancer-free for more than two years and says he has check-ups every six months. "And with this kind of cancer, 95% of the time it doesn't come back," he adds. Still, Douglas will never forget what it felt like to hear that word.

    "I will always remember the look on his face," Douglas previously said of his doctor, who revealed that he had stage four throat cancer. "He said: 'We need a biopsy.' There was a walnut-size tumor at the base of my tongue that no other doctor had seen."

    According to the Oral Cancer Foundation, one tract of HPV -- known as HPV16 -- is known to be linked to oral cancer, manifesting itself in the back regions of the throat and mouth. Douglas admits he suffered through toothaches and other oral infections for nine months before discovering his diagnosis.

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    I'm gonna die of throat cancer.

    Michael Douglas has opened up about his past diagnosis, revealing that oral sex, not smoking or drinking, caused his type of throat cancer.
    wait, maybe not?

    . "And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."
    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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    • #3
      Geor is thanking his lucky stars he only sucks cock.

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      • #4
        I am lucky to still be alive.
        Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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        • #5
          Welp, I just re-upped my cancer levels last night!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by talisman View Post
            Geor is thanking his lucky stars he only sucks cock.
            Fuck yeah!
            Originally posted by IHaveAMustang View Post
            Welp, I just re-upped my cancer levels last night!
            Yes sir! I'm in the same boat...
            Originally posted by Silverback
            Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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            • #7
              Catherine's putang gave him cancer. Bravo.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Taylor View Post
                Catherine's putang gave him cancer. Bravo.
                That is one hot piece of ass
                Originally posted by BradM
                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                Originally posted by Leah
                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                  That is one hot piece of ass
                  QFT!
                  Originally posted by Silverback
                  Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                    That is one hot piece of ass
                    Is it still cunnilingus if it's in the pooper?

                    Wouldn't it be "that is one hot piece of taint?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Taylor View Post
                      Catherine's putang gave him cancer. Bravo.
                      Not first victim of Catherine Tramell..

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by IHaveAMustang View Post
                        Is it still cunnilingus if it's in the pooper?

                        Wouldn't it be "that is one hot piece of taint?

                        If it was in the pooper it would be tossing salad.

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                        • #13
                          Fuck ill die tonight then.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by IHaveAMustang View Post
                            Is it still cunnilingus if it's in the pooper?

                            Wouldn't it be "that is one hot piece of taint?
                            Not to up on the female body, are you? Taint her asshole, taint her pussy, taint causing cancer either.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                              Fuck yeah!


                              Yes sir! I'm in the same boat...
                              It's really more like a canoe.
                              I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


                              Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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