Originally posted by jefehbk
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1.) Go full on OCD with your teeth for a month, including whitening, but don't damage your enamel.
2.) Take this time to discretely place yourself in the friend zone with the chicks that run the front. NOT the hygienist that helps your dentist while you're in the chair!!!
3.) Take notes on what your dentist is missing in her life. Chicks talk about this shit.
4.) Exploit that shit until she's holding your ankles while you're puffing nitrous and she's tongue raping your cornhole.
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