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  • War Machine
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    Originally posted by bcoop View Post
    Good luck with that, john.
    maybe if you didnt sell refrigerators for a living you wouldnt be single.

    For the record, anyone who knows me, knows you calling me a John doesnt insult me. I dont sell dish washing machines for a living, so I can afford it

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  • talisman
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    ...and just for the record I don't think there is anything wrong with consensual prostitution. I'm a Libertarian. Rock out with your cock out. Just don't try to bullshit me.

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  • bcoop
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    Originally posted by Buzzo View Post
    Easy now convict, dont make me call your PO.
    Good luck with that, john.

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  • War Machine
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    Originally posted by bcoop View Post
    It absolutely laughable, that you, being someone who hires hookers on a regular basis, tries to judge anyone that has had a run in with the law. You're one sting away from jail yourself.


    I've never been to prison. Try again, fatass.
    Easy now convict, dont make me call your PO.

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  • talisman
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    Originally posted by Buzzo View Post
    If my only woman trouble was paying them, then I think Im ok. I wish I could say that about both of us

    You can throw all the smilie faces out there you want. We all pay for sex one way or the other. You just take it more literally than the rest of us. It isn't a "joke" or a "burn." Of course you already know that, don't you?

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  • bcoop
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    Originally posted by Buzzo View Post
    Sorry been busy gun shopping, you wouldnt know anything about that huh, convict?

    For now on, will you call me bossman, and only talk to me in prison lingo?
    It absolutely laughable, that you, being someone who hires hookers on a regular basis, tries to judge anyone that has had a run in with the law. You're one sting away from jail yourself.


    I've never been to prison. Try again, fatass.

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  • SVT Lurch
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    I always wondered what the ??? stood for in these scenarios:

    1. See hot girl/collect underpants/etc.
    2. ???
    3. Profit

    Good to know.

    Originally posted by Snatch Napkin View Post
    None of those issues are your biggest hurdle.

    1.) Go full on OCD with your teeth for a month, including whitening, but don't damage your enamel.

    2.) Take this time to discretely place yourself in the friend zone with the chicks that run the front. NOT the hygienist that helps your dentist while you're in the chair!!!

    3.) Take notes on what your dentist is missing in her life. Chicks talk about this shit.

    4.) Exploit that shit until she's holding your ankles while you're puffing nitrous and she's tongue raping your cornhole.

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  • War Machine
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    Originally posted by talisman View Post
    He isn't taking it from anything said on here.
    If my only woman trouble was paying them, then I think Im ok. I wish I could say that about both of us

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  • diablo rojo
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    Last edited by diablo rojo; 12-07-2015, 01:41 PM.

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  • War Machine
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    Originally posted by bcoop View Post
    Ooooo, ya got me! Since when does having an old lady stop someone from hiring a prostitute?





    This. It isn't anything Buzzo said that made me say that. Deny all you want, doesn't bother me any. I'm not the one paying for pussy.

    Sorry been busy gun shopping, you wouldnt know anything about that huh, convict?

    For now on, will you call me bossman, and only talk to me in prison lingo?

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  • Snatch Napkin
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    Originally posted by Big A View Post
    Or save yourself the work, and just nut up, and ask her out. Worst case scenario is that she is flattered that you asked, and makes up some bullshit excuse if she's not interested.

    FWIW I learned what a moon cricket was today myself.
    The hunt is the best part. Each creature requires a different skill set and it's best to hone every trick you can for the elusive "good ones". You never know what kind of secrets they keep lurking in the closet.

    Besides, most chicks aren't open to an epic rimjob based solely off of your ability to approach them. More often than not, you have to surprise them so they get that full on desire to do things they would never dream of.

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  • lincolnboy
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    Originally posted by downshift_me View Post
    Lol, you win! Carry on...

    wow,
    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVeo6QMcbW4&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/ame]

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  • downshift_me
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    Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
    dumb. mexicans dont go to school.
    Lol, you win! Carry on...

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  • Big A
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    Originally posted by Snatch Napkin View Post
    None of those issues are your biggest hurdle.

    1.) Go full on OCD with your teeth for a month, including whitening, but don't damage your enamel.

    2.) Take this time to discretely place yourself in the friend zone with the chicks that run the front. NOT the hygienist that helps your dentist while you're in the chair!!!

    3.) Take notes on what your dentist is missing in her life. Chicks talk about this shit.

    4.) Exploit that shit until she's holding your ankles while you're puffing nitrous and she's tongue raping your cornhole.
    Or save yourself the work, and just nut up, and ask her out. Worst case scenario is that she is flattered that you asked, and makes up some bullshit excuse if she's not interested.

    FWIW I learned what a moon cricket was today myself.

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  • lincolnboy
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    Originally posted by downshift_me View Post
    Have you ever been to school?
    dumb. mexicans dont go to school.

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