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  • Beware guys! House burglary targeted at men!

    beware guys!!!

    http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/nationa...-distracts-him

    Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife. It can lead to some unexpected consequences.

    A Tennessee man found this out the hard way when a woman dipped in his pool, naked, as her husband robbed his home.

    As he gawked at the swimmer for a good 20 minutes, the burglar got to work.

    He stole jewelry, medication and a firearm from the home in Crossville on June 27, CNN affiliate WKRN reported.

    How it started

    The couple, who live nearby, approached Stephen Amaral, with the wife asking if she could swim in his pool.

    The wife sent her husband to get her cigarettes, then asked Amaral if he would be bothered if she swam naked.

    Not a problem, Amaral said.

    "I went and got her a towel, she dried off and all of a sudden she was soaking wet again," Amaral told the affiliate. "I escorted her outside and invited her to church, but she said she didn't have time for that, she wasn't ready for that."

    Sentimental value

    Amaral said not only did he feel violated, he lost an item that had sentimental value.

    The gun was a service weapon, used while he was a Mississippi deputy. He had planned to pass it down to his grandchildren, he said.

    Two suspects have been identified, presumably clothed, but no arrests have been made. The estimated cost of the stolen items: $2,000.

    That's a pretty steep price for a pool show.
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  • #2
    Why do some adult males act like they've never seen a naked woman before? Big deal. I've got bourbon to drink and shit to do. Go clothe yourself, harlot.

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    • #3
      LMAO at inviting her to church.

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      • #4
        I hope no one was robbing my house Saturday night!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by talisman View Post
          Why do some adult males act like they've never seen a naked woman before? Big deal. I've got bourbon to drink and shit to do. Go clothe yourself, harlot.
          Because men like titties. And once you've seen one set, you pretty much want to see them all. It's a good thing you left when you did on Saturday. Titties were flying.


          The only way I will complain about titties, is if they are flapjack post 4 kids titties, back titties, male titties, or fucking bohemoth titties.
          Originally posted by BradM
          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
          Originally posted by Leah
          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Silverback View Post
            I hope no one was robbing my house Saturday night!

            Some asshole stole my phones ability to work. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure I was the asshole.

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            • #7
              That's fucking brilliant!

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              • #8
                Wait.....he didn't want to go on camera but then they show a picture of him in his uniform?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by talisman View Post
                  Some asshole stole my phones ability to work. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure I was the asshole.
                  I'm pretty-sure you left before the excitement happened Saturday night/Sunday morning LOL.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MattB View Post
                    I'm pretty-sure you left before the excitement happened Saturday night/Sunday morning LOL.

                    Do tell!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by talisman View Post
                      Do tell!
                      Ask bcoop, he was meatgazing the whole time! I'm sure Matt, Brent, me, etc will tell it in-person at the next gtg.

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                      • #12
                        Fuck! If I would have known that a couple responsibilities could have been put off for a few days, I would have been there.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MattB View Post
                          I'm sure Matt, Brent, me, etc will tell it in-person at the next gtg.
                          I seent some boobicles out da corner of my eyes! I was being incognegro and shit.

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                          • #14
                            Ok, it was his neighbors, can't be too fucking hard to find. LOL

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                            • #15
                              So wharz pics of the lady?

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