Judge orders that $1 million be returned to dancer

[talisman]

Yeah, but he called me stupid.

I'm having every Kevin Kline scene from A Fish Called Wanda run through my head right now.

[Vertnut]

Yeah, but he called me stupid.

Again, he obviously doesn't know anything about your background.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Look at all you In Crowders trying to vilify Matt for no reason. Your Honor this is outrageous! I bet the "atta boy" PMs he gets all the time about trampling people's rights are going to be flying today!

What the hell did I do?

[Cannon88]

You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low-risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend, Asadulah, who works in securities ...

Samir, you're missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would want to do if...PC Load Letter...What the fuck does that mean?

[Rick Modena]

Wheres the fucking pics of this million dollar whore!

[helosailor]

Wheres the fucking pics of this million dollar whore!

I think I broke google, trying to find them. a $65k/yr stripper must be pretty decent. Best I could find was a picture of the couple that was driving the car with the cash in it.

[SS Junk]

Wheres the fucking pics of this million dollar whore!

You, me, gym. NOW!

[ceyko]

Wheres the fucking pics of this million dollar whore!

I googled and found a few different chicks with that name, could not confirm which one because I'm lazy.

[Stng5Pnt8]

I was about to ask which railroad she worked for and then it said exotic dancer. That is a lot of money for an exotic dancer. I wonder if she has managed to get to the next rung on the ladder, IE a cow skin rug?

[racrguy]

Yeah, but he called me stupid.

Well, there's only one thing to do at this point. Call him a poopy head.

[Big A]

I think I broke google, trying to find them. a $65k/yr stripper must be pretty decent. Best I could find was a picture of the couple that was driving the car with the cash in it.

She would have to make a lot more than that, unless she was living rent-free and didn't eat or drive much. Factor in CA cost of living as well.

It would make more sense if she had a webcam gig, and/or did porn too, but there would be evidence to support that which would surely come out in the case.

Even if it some of it did happen to be earned by questionable means, the PD has no right to keep it without proof, they had nothing more than an assumption. It's innocent until proven guilty, not the other way around.

I also have to wonder why the car was searched, being that they were pulled over for speeding. I skimmed the thread, was a probable cause given?

[bcoop]

There goes Brent with his criminal history getting mad and throwing a tantrum! Correct me if I'm wrong (which I know you will), but I believe that it's just you and Eric. So two people is "everyone"????

Yes. I must be angry. That's it. I'm sorry that something that happened nearly 15 years ago gets you worked up in to a rage, but you really should get the fuck over it. Maybe you and 3 other people on this site seem to be the only ones that care. I'm not ashamed of my past, and you certainly aren't in a position to judge.

Interdiction is the business of officers. Is that how you were busted? Did it hit a soft spot there Brent?

Sure it is, but you first have to prove a crime happened; which you haven't done. Obviously neither did the officers involved in the story. Thank baby Jesus that your half brained made up scenarios need factual evidence to back them up. After all, 90% of circulating cash has cocaine residue on it. What if 90% of the cash in your wallet has cocaine residue on it? Are you trafficking cocaine? Are you selling crack out of your squad car? I think you are. Prove that you aren't. Do you see how this works?

Awwwww, go ahead and make childish jokes. I may not be able to sleep tonight.

It's not a joke, it's my honest opinion. You're a cop because you couldn't cut it elsewhere. You don't have the intelligence to make a decent salary doing anything else.

Was was the denominations? We all know that 20's have a limited life span. Was the bills dated from the 80's to present? That would show an accumulation. If all the bills were from the early 2000's to present, that might shoot a hole in her theory.....

Innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. It's sickening and pathetic that someone in LE as long as you, forgets the very basics of the judicial system.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I do not believe I've ever read those two individuals posting anything "ER MUH GERD GYM TIME!" related in any exchange with you?

Bingo. Most of us are rational.

He better watch out. He keeps this up and I'm going to challenge him to a vocabulary quiz.

You can't fabricate the rest of the story to make it a crime.

This is lost on poor Matt.

Are you serious? I hope this was meant to be read as a joke.

He's as serious as a heart attack. Sad, isn't it?

[bcoop]

I think I broke google, trying to find them. a $65k/yr stripper must be pretty decent. Best I could find was a picture of the couple that was driving the car with the cash in it.

She would have to make a lot more than that, unless she was living rent-free and didn't eat or drive much. Factor in CA cost of living as well.

$65,000/year is upper C and lower B team money. A team money at the really high end clubs make WELL in to 6 figures. Obviously a lot of them are strung out, but those aren't as common in the classier places.

[ceyko]

$65,000/year is upper C and lower B team money. A team money at the really high end clubs make WELL in to 6 figures. Obviously a lot of them are strung out, but those aren't as common in the classier places.

I can agree with that. I've been in a club where people I've been with (won't go into details) dropped 1000+ on each chick and were goofing around with 3-4 of them.

Seriously, just for the basics. No special treats or anything - at least that I saw. Then they were buying food/drinks as well.

With that in mind, there is the potential for some serious tax free income for them.

Personally, I realized that I have no disposable income in comparison.

[SS Junk]

$65,000/year is upper C and lower B team money. A team money at the really high end clubs make WELL in to 6 figures. Obviously a lot of them are strung out, but those aren't as common in the classier places.

Friend of mine worked at Diamond Cabaret in Denver back in the early 90's. She states she was easily clearing $600 a night, if not more. The shit she bought seemed to back her statements up. Some other posh nudie bar I went to for a bachelor's I watched my friend spend fifteen hundred dollars. Got a courtesy makeout/hand job. Took him a couple months to pay that shit off working for $7.00 an hour.