What's the weirdest derogatory comment someone has said to you?

[Sean88gt]

My mom's side of the family is bunch of pretty dark Cajuns, and one of my great uncles always called my younger uncle a, "wiry little dego." It popped back up again today because the younger uncle got out of surgery to remove his bladder, and he's asking for food and basically acting like he's right as the mail.

Bladder.....wtf?

[Thehead]

I had a guy tell me he was going to come dance on my desk. He was mad that he botched an engine install.
If it would have been in person I doubt he would have said anything. Comments like that don't usually fly my direction.

[Probie]

I had a guy tell me he was going to come dance on my desk. He was mad that he botched an engine install.
If it would have been in person I doubt he would have said anything. Comments like that don't usually fly my direction.

Don't nobody mess with the Killdozer.

[Mike]

Poon dabber, faggot monkey, tweener face (a tweener is the spot between her twat and her asshole), and plenty more.

Chud monkey was a pretty funny one

We haven't said anything worse than those to you?

[Chili]

We haven't said anything worse than those to you?

Thread title says weirdest, not worst.

[Mike]

Thread title says weirdest, not worst.

I'm a special kind of stupid.

[46Tbird]

I was carefully removing voice and data cabling from the rafters in an office suite that was going to be reconfigured for a new tenant. The walls and ceilings were supposed to stay. But I lost my balance on the top of the ladder, and to save my life, I grabbed onto the wires and hung onto them until I made it back to the floor.

When I looked back up through the dust, the ceiling grid was destroyed, the tiles had all fallen out, the fluorescent lights were popped out, and one wall had a giant hole in it.

From that day on, guys at my company called me "Demo"... lol.

[Ratt]

I was carefully removing voice and data cabling from the rafters in an office suite that was going to be reconfigured for a new tenant. The walls and ceilings were supposed to stay. But I lost my balance on the top of the ladder, and to save my life, I grabbed onto the wires and hung onto them until I made it back to the floor.

When I looked back up through the dust, the ceiling grid was destroyed, the tiles had all fallen out, the fluorescent lights were popped out, and one wall had a giant hole in it.

From that day on, guys at my company called me "Demo"... lol.

Nice! I can just picture you dangling there, cringing and waiting to look at the destruction, lol.

[Rick Modena]

When I looked back up through the dust, the ceiling grid was destroyed, the tiles had all fallen out, the fluorescent lights were popped out, and one wall had a giant hole in it.

I have a similar story Danny, except I was working at Wendys in my junior year in HS. I got off early and was waiting on my cousin to count down his register so we could leave. I decided that I would crawl through top of the freezer onto the faux ceiling and spy on a hot ass chick that worked there through the bathroom ceiling tiles, well my dumb ass falls through onto the womens bathroom floor with a thunderous thud. I hauled ass out of there and went outside and waited in the car. My cousin comes out side and starts telling me the story and mid-sentence starts lhao at me because I had ceiling tiles shit all over me, bwhahahahahaha!!!!

[downshift_me]

I have a female patient who is 87 years old and addresses me as, "Hey Bitch." She addresses every male as, "Hey Jackass." She's a pretty awesome little lady, but meaner than a box of nails if you cross her wrong. She likes me, but despises my boss which makes things fun.

[A+]

Come to think of it....I get called "easy money" ever now and then and it hurts my feewings

[Taylor]

Buncha dick cheeses up in here.

[Shaggin Wagon]

i'm a special kind of stupid.

...but youre still special!

[Treadhead]

How many times do I need to apologize for calling you that?? Geez, you never let shit go!

Jimmy, don't take this the wrong way because I genuinely think you're a helluva good guy, but I think he was onto something.

I mean, he does have a flat-top!

I know I'm ugly but, I'm not that ugly!

[naynay]

Or did it?

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